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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

People are acting like she's literally the first woman to ever exist with big boobs like we found some new species of girl and it's totally not weird at all.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Definitely up there for one of the least normal culture war things.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

God bless her though because she's laughing all the way to the bank.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

God bless her though because she's ~~laughing~~ giggling all the way to the bank.

FTFY

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

she's the first actress in a while? maybe since what's her face the redhead on mad men

[-] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

what about scarlett avenger in the capeshit universe?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

uh i dunno someone in another sweeny post said she got a reduction or something. i'm not gonna investigate and hornypost about the relative merits of actress' boob sizes but between star wars and whatever marvel movie she started with I don't remember discourse.

[-] wombat@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Now it's an uprising against Sydney Sweeney I guess

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

the large bazonga uprising against the woke mob was the largest and most comprehensive anti-woke revolution in history, and led to the almost totally-one sided distribution of all tradwives to the sigma males

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but we don't talk enough about big his boobs were though.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

This poor woman lmao

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago

Sydney Sweeney is that movie where Jack Sparrow plays a weird barber, right?

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

No thats Syndney Todd

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my dad literally said out loud "sweeney todd" when referring to sydney sweeney last time we were talking
(he mentioned watching a romcom she starred in, said "it stars uh, sweeney todd and glen powell")

[-] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Why you gotta do it to Sydney Sweeney tho? Remove, like, Ben Shapiro or someone from my timeline 😭

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

We have volcel police and then we have volcel guerilla fighters.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Don't look at her.

Look at me.

Breasts are temporary.

The glory of the great proletarian revolution is forever.

mao-wave

[-] atturaya@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago

I had to block her name on twitter to escape it, and I would still see posts about her. this was my only refuge, and now I'm seeing it here. the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Am I allowed to like Sydney Sweeney, or is it GULag?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

just don't be weird about it

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Is it weird to draw Sydney Sweeney driving a tank through Berlin and not stopping?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

depends which way she's going

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

On her way to liberate France after she's done with Germany. Her amphibious tank will then decolonise everything all the way until California.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

What if all mankind is affected with a psychic virus that changes Sydney Sweeney to Mao Zedong, and vice versa?

That's right, a blonde white lady led the Chinese Communist Revolution, and all heterosexual American men are drooling over the "bodacious ta-tas" (to borrow a phrase from our friend, and clearly het man, Rod Dreher) of an old Chinese guy.

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