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submitted 7 months ago by buh@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

peterson-pain the young men of our once great nation are getting vamped, snuggle pupped, and petted into submission

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[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

“ But girls like to be called snuggle puppies,” wailed a careworn principal of a city school. “They grant the boys liberties, encourage them to take them, and if the young chaps do not follow the pace, they are called sissies, poor boobs, or flat tires.”

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

called sissies, poor boobs, or flat tires.

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

poor boob gang where u at

[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

In Atlantic City, N.J., beach cops were instructed to throw ice water on seaside petting parties

o7 to the volcel police

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I’m so happy this is still a thing. lmao

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Really feels like home

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

Finally some flapper girls that will vamp me.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.

$10 in 1921 is worth $173.37 today

$25 in 1921 is worth $433.42 today

That's so much to spend on a date, even if you get snuggle pupped. Ogden, UT had a population of 32,804 in the 1920 census so where do you even spend $433.42 without going to every business in town twice?

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean, that was during prohibition... They propably got hammered and did various old school drugs.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Wikipedia says that the town has a large Mormon population. I could see that being a properly dry county back then. Just kissin' cousins eating the most bland food imaginable, snuggle pupping through their full-body underwear.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Consecrated full-body underwear theory-gary

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 7 months ago

"Kids, wanna have some spice for your food?"

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

This is bullshit, yellow journalism. I have never met flappers willing to do some snuggle pupping!

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

If a dame tried to snuggle pup me I'd 23 skidoo out of there!

[-] buh@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago
[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tell me this came from something called the Incel Gazette?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago
[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

so, basically it did.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

You have got to be shitting me. I practically grew up in Ogden.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

I was vamped by a girl, and I liked it.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

🎶She was a scamp, a camp, and a bit of a tramp, and he got V-A-M-P, vamped!🎶

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Gee whiz, mister! You're saying that when I grow up I get to be vamped all the time? Wow!

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

What have the girls to say about it? Students of the Chicago School of Physical Education say frankly that they wouldn’t think of going to a party with a young man unless he took them at least one way in a taxi. In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.

Damn Gold Diggers!

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

that's a shitload of money in 1922

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

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[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

waow-based

me next pls

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
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