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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Hipster Elaine better not awaken anything in me

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Too late, I dated her like three times in my 20s

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

This feels like an Elaine story arc.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Dark George is my aesthetic.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

George Crustanza plz. And if I went bald I'd look pretty close to this

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

GeorgeXcore. Be the marine biologist.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Naw, GeorgeXCore is this look

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

"To all of you, I have something to say! Its better to burn out then fad away!" - Georgie boy

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

ITT, people who are just figuring out Elaine is stupid hot

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Gotta teach people about shiksappeal.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

ngl i am not the most familiar with american media and for a moment i thought this was meant to be a transition timeline lmao

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

That was also my first thought lol

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

If you look like this dm me

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Liz gives me the vibe she thinks astrology is stupid but still knows everything about it

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I wanna start getting into astrology as a bit and annoy friends with comments like "that's such a libra move".

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

you don't even need to get it. just say it randomly

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

If you really want to commit, learn Chinese astrology too and claim anyone only using western astrology is both inaccurate and racist

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My ex was into Chinese astrology so that's how I know I'm a horse. neighs

[-] D61@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Thats, crraaayyyzzeeeee...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Oh hey, it's me in both of my forms

[-] regul@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Love drinking my P̵̧̡͓̬̥̥̙͔̦̻̳̮̟͖͙͓̱̒̓̉̽͊̒̌̒̄̈́̃͑̇͌̾̕͠a̷̡̛͇̰̠̅̂͊͗͌̊͋̈́̀͒̓͗͐̉͛̚b̵̛͓̙̲̥̫͍͉̠͐̑̈́̐́̇̅͑̅͗͘͜͝͝͝s̴̡̖̩͍̳̟͕̜̮͔̫̆̆̓͊̒͘ṭ̶̢̛̣̲̗͔̬̺̱̯̮̗̠͕̳̍̈́͑̏̊̅̓͗̈́͊̔͒̕͘͝ ̷̛̘͐͛̇̔̓̑̀̔͋̉̚͝B̴̨̧̘̘̩̘̩̻̳͙̪̞͖̬̱̎̓̕ḷ̶̨̜͔̟͍̯̼̘̰̻̿͑̔̿̏̌̈́ͅu̶͖̤̰̩̯̜̮͕̩͎̫̯̗̐́̀̆̄͛̈́̀͜e̵͖̠̮͕͕̠͉̞̖͕̰͇͙̟͗́͜͝ ̴̮̺̅͛͌͆̌̾͒̄͝R̴͍̤̗̼̪̝̪̃̓̅͂͝ï̸̧̛̯͙̖̯͓̱̰̙̭̓̀̓͊͛̿̓̉̔͌̂́͝͝b̶̖͎̙̻̫̘̗̟̭̜̱̘̫̬̩̝̍̉͗̔͜b̸̭̺̥̹̩̮͕̮̫͇̤̮͎̘͕̓͒̆͆̀͐̓̄̈͜͝ͅo̸̡̝̦̘͓͈̜̹͉͔͚̹̳̪̞͍̓̑̿́̂͒̃̄̊̓̃̌́̈́̚͘ņ̷̡͍̮̋̇̍́̓͗̂̃̐̇͘̕̕͝

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

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[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Am I...into hipster girls now?? 🥴

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

You ever notice how Kramer’s rants about wokeness suddenly happened after we found out Jerry was dating a high schooler? What’s up with that?

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Me looking @ this comment section spray-bottle

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Both are hot.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You've got to love a show that does a genocide-themed April Fool in the middle of an actual genocide! All I saw for TA was them laughing at people who were horrified by the thumbnail. Like it doesn't have its own demoralizing effect. And then the actual show was Brace defending hanging up an SS flag. Very cool!

At least Carl Beijer's April Fool made me click through to the actual joke (fake thumbnail, he's written for Jacobin so the infamous COMPACT mag would not be a surprise to me, but I guess he despises them, good joke).

[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the chipmunk soundeffect song that was playing instead of an actual interview was because it was an april fools joke.

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

The best jokes leave their audience feeling confused, a little angry, and unsure of what happened. Humor not required!

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Unironically yes

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I didn't even open it lmao because I saw the comments I think it's gross. I'm not trying to get all depressed!

I heard there was a sincere defense of the whole hanging up SS flag picture against haters etc at the end but maybe that was a rly fucked up april fools. Mea culpa I tend to put focus into things like how hundreds of thousands of people's lives being destroyed might finally stop rather than deciphering how jokes from people who are never funny work

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

TR-6? I I prefer to think of her as... Elaine.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Got drip like Vyvyan from Young Ones lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actually I can imagine them as that in the meme....

hey @CDommunist@hexbear.net come here and confirm

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