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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago

Hipster Elaine better not awaken anything in me

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

Too late, I dated her like three times in my 20s

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 7 months ago

This feels like an Elaine story arc.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

Dark George is my aesthetic.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

George Crustanza plz. And if I went bald I'd look pretty close to this

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

GeorgeXcore. Be the marine biologist.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Naw, GeorgeXCore is this look

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

"To all of you, I have something to say! Its better to burn out then fad away!" - Georgie boy

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

ITT, people who are just figuring out Elaine is stupid hot

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Gotta teach people about shiksappeal.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago
[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

ngl i am not the most familiar with american media and for a moment i thought this was meant to be a transition timeline lmao

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

That was also my first thought lol

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

If you look like this dm me

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Liz gives me the vibe she thinks astrology is stupid but still knows everything about it

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I wanna start getting into astrology as a bit and annoy friends with comments like "that's such a libra move".

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

you don't even need to get it. just say it randomly

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

If you really want to commit, learn Chinese astrology too and claim anyone only using western astrology is both inaccurate and racist

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My ex was into Chinese astrology so that's how I know I'm a horse. neighs

[-] D61@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Thats, crraaayyyzzeeeee...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Oh hey, it's me in both of my forms

[-] regul@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Love drinking my P̵̧̡͓̬̥̥̙͔̦̻̳̮̟͖͙͓̱̒̓̉̽͊̒̌̒̄̈́̃͑̇͌̾̕͠a̷̡̛͇̰̠̅̂͊͗͌̊͋̈́̀͒̓͗͐̉͛̚b̵̛͓̙̲̥̫͍͉̠͐̑̈́̐́̇̅͑̅͗͘͜͝͝͝s̴̡̖̩͍̳̟͕̜̮͔̫̆̆̓͊̒͘ṭ̶̢̛̣̲̗͔̬̺̱̯̮̗̠͕̳̍̈́͑̏̊̅̓͗̈́͊̔͒̕͘͝ ̷̛̘͐͛̇̔̓̑̀̔͋̉̚͝B̴̨̧̘̘̩̘̩̻̳͙̪̞͖̬̱̎̓̕ḷ̶̨̜͔̟͍̯̼̘̰̻̿͑̔̿̏̌̈́ͅu̶͖̤̰̩̯̜̮͕̩͎̫̯̗̐́̀̆̄͛̈́̀͜e̵͖̠̮͕͕̠͉̞̖͕̰͇͙̟͗́͜͝ ̴̮̺̅͛͌͆̌̾͒̄͝R̴͍̤̗̼̪̝̪̃̓̅͂͝ï̸̧̛̯͙̖̯͓̱̰̙̭̓̀̓͊͛̿̓̉̔͌̂́͝͝b̶̖͎̙̻̫̘̗̟̭̜̱̘̫̬̩̝̍̉͗̔͜b̸̭̺̥̹̩̮͕̮̫͇̤̮͎̘͕̓͒̆͆̀͐̓̄̈͜͝ͅo̸̡̝̦̘͓͈̜̹͉͔͚̹̳̪̞͍̓̑̿́̂͒̃̄̊̓̃̌́̈́̚͘ņ̷̡͍̮̋̇̍́̓͗̂̃̐̇͘̕̕͝

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 7 months ago

Am I...into hipster girls now?? 🥴

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

You ever notice how Kramer’s rants about wokeness suddenly happened after we found out Jerry was dating a high schooler? What’s up with that?

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Me looking @ this comment section spray-bottle

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Both are hot.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

this is an usian cultural reference im too third world to understand

is this seinfield?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yes... you have these pop culture U.S references the whole nation, if not the world, understauns (Seinfeld) and then you have these niche ones more localized, like this, that require you to be terminally online and western to ken... (Trueanon)

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

i think 70% of Americans probably know what Seinfeld is

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

But do they know Trueanon?

sorry, I should change my terms... and clarify Seinfeld is famous in the U.S

It's not famous everywhere tho, eh?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago
[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You've got to love a show that does a genocide-themed April Fool in the middle of an actual genocide! All I saw for TA was them laughing at people who were horrified by the thumbnail. Like it doesn't have its own demoralizing effect. And then the actual show was Brace defending hanging up an SS flag. Very cool!

At least Carl Beijer's April Fool made me click through to the actual joke (fake thumbnail, he's written for Jacobin so the infamous COMPACT mag would not be a surprise to me, but I guess he despises them, good joke).

[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the chipmunk soundeffect song that was playing instead of an actual interview was because it was an april fools joke.

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I didn't even open it lmao because I saw the comments I think it's gross. I'm not trying to get all depressed!

I heard there was a sincere defense of the whole hanging up SS flag picture against haters etc at the end but maybe that was a rly fucked up april fools. Mea culpa I tend to put focus into things like how hundreds of thousands of people's lives being destroyed might finally stop rather than deciphering how jokes from people who are never funny work

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The best jokes leave their audience feeling confused, a little angry, and unsure of what happened. Humor not required!

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Unironically yes

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

TR-6? I I prefer to think of her as... Elaine.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Got drip like Vyvyan from Young Ones lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Actually I can imagine them as that in the meme....

hey @CDommunist@hexbear.net come here and confirm

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