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Is this what it's like being straight?
Not in my experience. I've never dated anyone that wants to take care of me like I'm a helpless child.
Liking to take care of partners that have "weakness moments" is problematic?
No, but wishing they were your child is creepy.
Which part of this meme references "weakness moments"?
Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to even imagine the person that I have adult relations with as my child.
Nothing about this is “problematic.” It’s just funny and weird, especially when you word it like the caption instead of just saying you enjoying taking care of your partner
in my experience, mothers dont care for their children anyway, ayyy
This isnt all that weird if she wants to have kids with him. Wanting to be his mom is weird. Usually he wants his mom and she wants her dad. Or someone defined in relation to their parents.
Straight and white in burgerland.
no comment
I didn’t learn to wash my penis until mother showed me
I mean, if your mom is the one bathing you as a child she damn well better teach you to wash your dick.
Pence calls his wife mother.
So he had an unwashed crusty dick until meeting his wife? I hope he's circumsized
there was a trend on tiktok over a year ago where one woman realized her husband didnt wash his ass crack (just let the water go down is back into it and that's it) and like all these other women chiming in after asking or noticing when they took showers with their husbands that they also didnt wash their asses
for the record i wash my ass with dr bronners mint soap that fucking hole be whistlin'
I have seen the demons that come out of there. How do my brothers in christ not ritually cleanse that holy place?
its like watching combat footage
if it bears no witness then who will convey the horrors of man's folly?
Sheogorath has heard your prayer and granted all toilets sapience.
I may fall into the white guy trap of not washing my legs, but how does one become an actual adult man and not know to wash the stankiest part of the body?
Bad parenting
Dire Straights 
The only affection people experience for a while is through familial relations so I feel like young people (as in the pic) just use these terms as short hand while learning about things. I think explicit incest fetish is a leap of an assumption.
fetishes aren't in a separate sphere from socially acceptable "healthy" relationships and desires, but rather exaggerated manifestations of them
Ma'am I know your bf is probably (statistically, even) a manchild who'd throw a fit if asked to do chores, and I'm glad you're happy but I dunno if you should be supporting what could be malicious incompetence ✨
Most twitter ass comment I've made
Was Sigmund Freud right about everything? In this essay I will...
Oh shit when I first wrote this comment I didn't see the bottom half of the meme lol.
Many of his theories on human psychology are wrong but fully apply to fredo psychology
occasionally when hes right its for the wrong reasons
he was right about a lot of things, and the things he was wrong about still led to interesting insights that were right. people just hate him because the subject matter is frequently uncomfortable (and also the man himself was, like nearly every theorist of the 19th century, a complete freak)
Honestly I'm so jokerifed and deep in ironic nihilism at this point that I think unresolved Oedipus complexes could probably explain the majority of weird behaviour in society.
no
Hmmmm
Aside from a few moments in the boudoir, this is just kind of 
Whats a boudoir
The voluptuary's abode
What's that
Sex place
It doesn't matter if its a consensual fetish for sexual moments, the fetish itself is yet extremely widespread for reasons probably long ago explained
Woah look at this kinkshamer, damn.
I'm so glad I'm past that age where being a pathetic manchild is in any way acceptable. It makes dating so much easier when I pretty much always pass the first date sniff test.
Dating in your thirties is mad easy, just not be insane
Yeah, it's so much more chill than my 20s. People care way less about superficial things like taste in music and way more about mutual compatibility.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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