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[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

pro tip.. You can press the Your mother and I are getting divorced. keY and delete everY letter you dont need. thats how i message mY son.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 7 months ago

press

Oh yeah? How did you type this then? I smell an impostor!

[-] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Simple, he copied it from your comment

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Modern way of writing ran some notes with letters clipped from newspapers and magazines

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

That explains why my dad seemingly takes 17 minutes to type out a short message every time.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

how are you typing the β€œp”?

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My boss sent me a "k" when I asked him if I could change my schedule in 3-4 line message. He's a great guy, he's just very efficient in the way he sends messages lol. So now if I get asked if I can come in earlier etc. I just responded with a lowercase "yes", but I might try an emoji next time. I really love this job

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Your mother and I are getting a divorce πŸ‘

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

(Love, Grandpa)

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

This reminds me of a post in a pensioners' forum where an elderly lady posted '[forename] didn't wake up today' with the yellow rofl emoji background.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 7 months ago

Grandpa: I'm using the emojis because I don't want to tell him his memes suck

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

actually probably possible with Samsung Key Cafe.

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

it wont me save a keyboard without all the letters...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

That's dumb what if I never use

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Your mother and I are getting divorcedπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘OK

Unfortunately this is as close as it gets :p

if anyone's interested, here's the kcf file for the Key Cafe layout: https://files.catbox.moe/yrdlpr.kcf

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

? Where are the buttons for dad jokes

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Dad jokes are made in person. Short messages are preferable, OK. πŸ‘

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

Your mother and I are getting divorced

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

K . πŸ‘

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

But how will my dad type out text messages in letter form with this?

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 7 months ago
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