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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 136 points 6 months ago

Immune system: I'm not here to keep you alive. I'm here to kill infections.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

and other things I deem dangerous even though they're not (allergies)

[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 6 months ago

Oh no, a peanut, better close your airways!!

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago

Oh shit, pollen? How about I fuck up your whole face.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

THAT CAT HAS A GUN

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago

Or things that keep you alive (organ transplants)

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

But you are a danger to yourself too.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

dont tell my body that, it will self-destruct

[-] teft@lemmy.world 132 points 6 months ago
[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 months ago

10/10 matching gif response

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 125 points 6 months ago

Me: takes tylenol

Immune System:

image

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 13 points 6 months ago

The memers are in rare form in this thread.

[-] Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

The virus after you take Tylenol

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

My immune system this weekend: also, we have to eject everything from your body any way possible.

Me: …

My immune system: hope you didn’t eat spicy.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 50 points 6 months ago

"You might die but that's a risk I'm will to take."

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago
[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

"Sorry, I'm not the brain. I don't do the thinking"

[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

99% of the time, a fever kills the bacteria then lowers. You'll be fine, go take a nap.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 33 points 6 months ago

I look at this more like "you'll die before I do, you bastards!"

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ok, but I can't survive above 38.C for very long as well

I had a fever over 38 °C for a couple weeks once. It was fine, just hot.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 6 months ago
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago
[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Still got a fever, too.

[-] VARXBLE@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The way the text and image in this specific meme are utilized in the same context as the original source of the meme is refreshing. I feel like I see this meme template used in weird ways that kinda-work-but-not-really more than other templates.

Anyway, good quality well made meme, got me laugh

[-] Deebster@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Agreed - I think part of the humour in a meme is fitting new situations into the format and when this is ignored (or done poorly) it misses the mark, kinda like as if you'd attempted a limerick but got the meter all wrong.

[-] nao@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

TIL the reason for high temperature

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Most infections can survive the minor temperature rise. The more tangible reason is that the rise in temperature signals phagocytes that it's dinner time. Also it helps mobilizing white blood cells and increases the production of T-cells.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

You can't survive an internal >42C.

You can a 38c.

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