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Where's "Draw a clock"?
Came in here to make that same comment LMAO.
Also there's no :biden-clock: emoji.
is a close runner up
The CPR one is funny because I don't think Trump even knows what a CPR is.
The Chinese People’s Republic? Why would I want to learn anything about them?
But would get pretty enthusiastic once you told him it involved singing staying alive by the beegees
I disagree with Fantasy Football and Poker Face the most. I can actually believe that before the dementia, Biden was halfway decent at poker, and actually followed the NFL somewhat, putting him ahead of Trump in those categories.
I can't imagine Trump giving a single fuck about team sports. If you gave him a very basic test about the NFL where a perfect score was 100 - I bet he'd get ~4.
I mean he pretty famously tried to buy an NFL team
He'd know a bunch of football players from doing coke with them in the 80s but wouldn't be able to tell you what team they played for or if they were still active.
All politics is sexual pathology
Biden would be better at CPR, trump would be too grossed out. Biden would be better at fighting a medium sized dog, i dont know how trump got that one, hes obese and has big hips and awkward posture, he doesnt look like someone who can fight.
Trump should get house sitting because Biden would forget to turn off the oven.
I think Trump should do better on building Ikea furniture, it seems like something novel that he'd briefly show interest in.
Trump should get house sitting
yeah he'd just get a bucket of ice cream and watch TV, ideal house-sitter unless you need him to feed the cat RIP
Where's connecting a two piece smiley puzzle? I would like to see you try tough guy
I laugh everytime I see this image
Where is "not promote genocide"?
Now I want to see Trump do karaoke.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Trump getting way to much credit for monopoly and poker face.
Monopoly would deffinitly lead to a physical altercation in under 10 minutes after Trump insists on being banker and then somehow 5 minutes later the bank has no bills over $50 because Trump maintained eye contact with you while just taking money for himself.
If he got a good hand in poker he would deffinitly do a comically overexagerated "well I certainly hope nobody bets a lot of money because I've gotta say I've got a very poor hand I'm just going to put a bunch of money in and stay in anyway just to see what happens sure hope noby else matches"
In other words, Americans generally consider Trump more competent lol
they think biden's more competent at "women's" stuff... childcare, cooking, that sort of stuff. their "trump is awesome" brainworm is fighting their "women are gay" brainworm.
Where is "having sex"?
Right here
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congrats. this is the worst thing i have seen in a while.
your reward:
omw to write an unhinged blog post about trumpism satisfying the need for a reaction to the decay of masculinity
Joe knows how to kick a dog better than the fancy lad who's never had a dog gimme a fucking break
I want to see either of them load and fire a 1911 handgun.
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