We live in a "weed is the devil's lettuce" religious cult state but for some reason my city is having a "420 Fest" which I guess is basically gonna be a cracker ass white boy vibe fest since this is the first thing listed in their FAQ:
So like it's be swarming with pigs and mostly just a bunch of edgy kids and middle age white people with a mortgage. It's the absolute most Texas way to celebrate pot, and I almost wanna go to see the Baptist bullhorns standing across the street shouting about how we are all going to go to hell for smoking drugs.