fuck it. make bathroom signs even less coherent. One sign is a plate of spaghetti, the other is a pair of sunglasses. That's the gender binary, you figure it out if you need to shit
Then the khmer rouge come in and raze to the ground the sunglasses gendered bathroom so now only Italians can pee
this is how you get to the three seashells
Critical support to incoherent bathroom signs
I'm the pair of sunglasses 
Women go in the spaghetti room because they think it's a kitchen 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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wtf, which is which, is it about woman wearing dresses and men wearing trousers or men manspreading and women keeping their legs closer together? 
One is a clothespin and the other is a crutch. Where do I go if I'm a broom?
the clothes pin is women and the crutch is men bcs getting permanently maimed in a war is a male brained activity
One on the right is for people who can't hold it in any longer.
And the left is for people who couldn't hold it
Unironically thought it was supposed to be symbols to represent peeing and pooping but then I couldn't figure out which was which.
Just use 男 and 女 everyone already knows what those mean smh.
他/她/X也
It will be much less confusing.
Super stretch versus the peepee dance.
What do they represent like i assume it's binary gender bullshit but which is which
Going from twitter explanations left one is dress, right one is trad masculine v-shape
Allthough, as pointed out there as well, I also assumed left one was wide stance male and right one was legs together female
-right one is trad masculine v-shape
The vagina with the clit above it?
listen this shit don't make no sense to me either I'm just relaying here
Thank you for trying to translate from brainworm
Petition to ban ALL bathroom signs.
Two new genders just dropped.
theme/novelty restaurants always have some absurd bathroom signage.
Bulls/Heifers
Blokes/Sheilas
Divorced Dads/Karens
Cucumbers/Peaches
Mussolinis/Mamamias
Milksteak/Jellybeans
it's how they remind someone they came to TGI McFunzo's Pepperoni Pizza Palace so they forget momentarily that their gut flora are turning all the sugar into gas and the the blowout preventer has failed.
i wonder what that fucked up place in Colorado that Lauren Booba owns ("Shooters?") where everybody is carrying a piece in a holster has written on the doors to the crappers.
Jumbo Milkers\Tier 1 Operators 9-11
My gender is Clothespin, the Clothesline bathroom is down the hall
The two bathrooms
Pee-Pee and Poo-Poo
[B/H]imbo and Prudes: the two genders
I'm too autistic for that shit
Is that Lin-Manuel Miranda in the holding it in pose? Why did he agree to take a picture like that?
he's holding in a huge overture
I guess that makes me no. 1? Been working towards splits for a while. Long past as the days where I could rip my sweatpants.
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