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[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 133 points 6 months ago

For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 6 months ago

Y'all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout

Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 75 points 6 months ago

Bullshit. He'd never say "I'm sorry."

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

"I'm sorry that you didn't like it"

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago

He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

ill sneak a peak for free

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 29 points 6 months ago

Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”

[-] ji17br@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I’ve only ever heard it called jive

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It's a very common mistake, one I used to make myself. But I can assure you it's jibe.

[-] ji17br@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

If everyone I’ve ever heard use the word thinks it’s jive, at what point does that become correct? Isn’t that how language works?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It becomes the accepted meaning after a formal dictionary adds it. To my knowledge, no dictionary added this meaning yet.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 months ago

not anymore

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago
[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A clean pony for PP transaction

#Pony4PPGate

[-] vine@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

No no, a pony's penis

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Didn't he offer a horse or something?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Stay gold, Ponyboy

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s

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