MEDICAL COMPLICATIONS TAKE MY ENERGY
moderate injuries
In IDF speak, this means only identifiable by what remains of his clothes, so we can hope for the best.
Come on come on come on!
Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll contract some sort of antibiotic-resistant bacteria in hospital.
He'll die from an infection as they prioritize reteieving his semen
breathing
(WHAT?)
Vaxxed???
looking into it
He drank pasteurized milk
Asking the real questions here
did he also see a free parking sign or something?
Rumor has it he was trying to suck his own dick during gridlock
Got distracted by giving himself roadhead
But do you condemn the car?
He apparently ran a red light and a car crashed into his and flipped him.
He has been telling his driver to ignore traffic laws and has been known to run red lights for a while now. This is the obvious result of that.
An asshole who loves cars but thinks himself above traffic laws is a perfect symbol for Zionist arrogance. Just like Zionists love capitalism and property but believe themselves above property laws. That incoherent contradictory selfishness runs through every facet of these people’s minds, they simultaneously love the evil system that empowers them but also think themselves above it - just like Israelis consider themselves above Americans (who are the only reason they continue to exist)
Where are killer full steel plated cyber trucks when you need them 
Classic Hamas tactic
One article says the unit that protects him “complains” that he keeps giving unsafe orders while driving. Are these people dumb or something? You’re literally soldiers. You can just ignore him and drive like a sane person
Good I hope he REDACTS
Sad news. Sad that he was only mildly injured, that is 
What? Cars are a Hamas???
Please God, may Your will be very funny. 
Die bitch
The only sad part about this is that they reported only "moderate" injury and not like "critical" or "DoA".
The fascist has been brought low by the automobile! 
Looks like the other guy's car was a Toyota hatchback. Does being used as a weapon for good make it a technical?
Does being used as a weapon for good make it a technical?
عملية دهس
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-LViFQW7P8
I can't quite make out what happened as its just out of frame but looks like all other traffic proceeding timidly while this one vehicle zooms through some crazy ass intersection.
Intersection has blue and white fucking tinsel streamers all over it. How are people not made nauseas by the nationalism. For any country that is too much flag shit.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
the attack left me horribly disfigured.
how about that
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Hashem smiles upon us today
god i hope he dies
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