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[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 86 points 5 months ago
[-] smokeppb@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 69 points 5 months ago

He hates his base soooo much. data-laughing

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 54 points 5 months ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 50 points 5 months ago

A) this is hilarious and 2) I just realized I never asked why he is called big wet boy, so why y'all call him that? lol

I'm not positive but I think it's because he's big, wet, and a boy

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago

I mean seriously look at him.

There's a 10 ft damp radius around him.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago
[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 5 months ago

Can ya answer the question earnestly for the folks with tism in the crowd

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

I think it started as a chapotraphouse joke. But it really is just the literal meanings of the words. He's tall and fat (big), constantly glistening with sweat (wet), male and childish (boy).

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 5 months ago

Oh he's sweaty. The rest I got.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I'm fairly certain it's because a number of years back there was some photo of him practically glistening with sweat. And then the name stuck.

I have no sources though, so take this with a grain of salt.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lol, I have the tism and I'm the one who asked the question. Not sure what I expected.

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago

It's okay I do too hence why I was like man can y'all just properly explain fr lmao

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

the boy is the biggest and wettest you've ever seen, folks

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Ok the first and last def make it make sense more. I think I get it. I always considered it like "greasy" tho.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

The explanation I recall seeing is he almost always looks like he has just finished (or is in the middle) of sweating

[-] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

And I was figuring it might have been something like that but was wondering if there was any deeper Hexbearian lore to it or something. Ty!

[-] ThisMachinePostsHog@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I think it originated with Matt Christman calling him that a few years ago.

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

lol this makes me even more confused. Why is Reagan BONE DRY? And why did I read that in John Mulaney's voice?

This president is BONE DRY.

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

it's partly literal, about their sweat levels - notice that the presidents from southern states (lbj, carter, clinton) are all various stages of wet, nixon and trump are famously very sweaty, whereas you will have a harder time finding photos of biden or reagan for example dripping sweat. but it's also vibes-based, dryer presidents are mostly more boring, lack a sort of bon vivant quality compared to the wet presidents, are a bit more put together in their public appearances. at least that's how i would try to explain it. i also disagree with some of his assessments, mostly truman and bush ii (both slightly on the wet side of the spectrum)

reagan was considered kind of a nowhere man, to such an extent that a biographer, rather than writing a biography about him, wrote a novel about a guy who just kind of ran into reagan on occasion. he was hollow, lacked a personality, a soulless quality to him. i think that plays a part in him being the dryest president

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

JFK was famously so dry that the CIA had to unalive him at Dow Chemical's request so that they could research his body to invent those little silica gel packs.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Ah, gotcha. That actually kind of makes sense. I think I really am having a tism day lol.

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

i appreciate you asking because it was fun trying to articulate what makes the tweet work both as a joke and as a (mostly jocular) analysis lol. i'm sure someone else would have an equally valid explanation, maybe christman himself has addressed it in one of the cushvlogs

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[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Oh god you're right, I heard it that way too

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 5 months ago

Going to need that as an emoji stat.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

I was gonna ask how someone can be so delusional as to share this photo without shame or embarassment. but then I realized - right, the same kind of person who is delusional enough to paint that in the first place

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

I read his 𝕏 bio and uhh

Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN!

this is truly troubling. for the love of God do not let your children sit on this man's lap

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago
[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like WOMEN

I like WOMEN

I like the CONCEPT of a woman

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

his 𝕏 bio

what is that, some kind of porn site?

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

It looks like he spent at least three hours finishing shading the upper lip

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

He looks like he had a stroke.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

HOW DARE YOU.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Lmao we had the same thought around the same time

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

wake up babe, new trump emote just dropped

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Is that Sasha Colby?

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Our Big ~~Wet~~ Red Boy. He looks like one of those cartoons that get red and blow off steam.

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

The Gary Peterson acct is fake but really funny.

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

I miss the mail order first lady

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Standing lessons needed

[-] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
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