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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

AIght I'll give 'em that one

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

See Paul Ryan facing backwards? What does it mean?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

50% off for all pastors

"Pastor" is not a protected title; anyone from any independent church can feasibly call themselves a "pastor".

[-] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I laughed at this one too. Who’s even going to check if they have a real church anyway?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I do actually want to start a church that's purely based on constructivist philosophy and rejects all concept of the atomized individual self, and get that sweet sweet tax exemption for the communes I want to build. No hierarchy, no religious dogma (other than "the animating force and sentient being of others is very very real and stems from the same root as my own"), just altruistic vibes.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The IRS allows all sorts of horrible institutions that are actually grifting enterprises to be "churches" but...

just altruistic vibes

The IRS would never allow that.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Hi I'm Reverend Ligma from the Church of Bofa

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Would go to see alex-supplements hopped up on "chili" and Rosanne nodding out to ambien.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

Super Male Vitality!

[-] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

What does it mean when they include dead people in the re-awakening group? Or maybe I don't want to know.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

Doesn't the Christian apocalypse have dead people coming back to life at some point?

[-] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

It does but they curiously left out the fash influencers and the live-on-stage performance part

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

My guess is they were scheduled to appear but received their Herman Cain awards shortly before the poster was made

[-] JohnBrownsDream@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Makes sense!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I wonder how many of those 5,000 tickets they sold soviet-hmm

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Y’all laugh but Indoor Climate Controlled Facility is pretty nice

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

the great re-awakening

I dunno, sounds kinda woke to me

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

reawokening

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

consume copious amounts of meat

Taking 20 minutes to shit to own the libs.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I recognize like 10 faces tops and they're just Zuck/Gates/Trump kids/etc

[-] Nightcastle@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

No Adam Carolla?

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This twisted game needs to be reset #BasedNWO

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago
[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Consume meat? That's weird, I thought sheep were herbivorous...

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