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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

A scorpion got into my apartment somehow, I terminated it with extreme prejudice using a series of tactical yoga mat airstrikes

I did a settler colonialism

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't worry, if you, as the IOF, seen a hornet in your house just once, you would bomb the whole neighborhood for it, so even if you wanted, I don't think you can ever match the IOF in its response....

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

If @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net directly tells ye and me that hornets are HAMAS, then, I suppose it is, in his situation...

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago
[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

The invasive kind of giant hornet, or just a really big normal hornet?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

I think just a big normal hornet, sucker was like the size of two quarters.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

jesus christ thats fucking huge

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

It could have been an invasive species then, but I didn't have the heart to kill it no matter how much bugs creep me out

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The invasive hornets kill native bees and eat them.

Also, this is what the invasive Asian Hornet looks like:

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

If it was the invasive kind, you should report the sighting to your local agriculture department. They need to track that sort of thing.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Are you in the Americas? There's rumors of them spreading in the Pacific Northwest.

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago
[-] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Kindergarteners are more dangerous than hornets, let me see you try that on a kid before talking shit berdly-smug

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Jesus. I used to get hornets inside my last place. They are scary fuckers.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

🫡 thank you for your service

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

The biggest fucking bee I have ever seen in my life moseyed into our bedroom recently, genuinely enjoyed taking him outside. Diaper Lieutenants in the IOF could never.

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