easy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke.

• if white people were eating it in the 70s, it's okay.
• if it's dairy, it's okay, unless it's like some squeaky cheese from the levant.
• if it raises your cholesterol, that's some based epic trad food right there.
• does it have fiber in it? well that's "sus".
• is it seasoned with anything but pepper, salt and oregano? woke alert.
• vegetables get a pass if they're microwaved green peas, soft crinkle cut carrots, or iceberg lettuce.
• parsley is acceptable as a garnish but you better take that off before you eat the sandwich! parsley inside a dish? like an ingredient? hamas.

why are u, as a man, eating sushi? To give u energy to go kiss ur boyfriend? Gay

Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It's going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.

what kind of schools feed their kids sushi?? we're lucky if we get edible food

Why do you think Japan's birthrate is so low? They're all gay from the sushi.

My son only eats tiny little penis shaped pasta

Sushi seems like the cheaper option for an island nation...

Isnt sushi a type of sandwich?

Phew, finally they can go back to the correct system - Rich kids get to keep eating "woke food" from home, and poor kids eat slop. Like nature intended.

Do kids not like sushi???

Dicks are made of meat. Ergo, eating meat is gay. Checkmate liberals

Clown country. Xi please nuke new Zealand too

Tony soprano was ahead of his time asking junior why he is eating sushi. South of da border