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Fucking tongs
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Is that a William Dafoe Klingon bird of prey?
I am absolutely using that tomorrow! Thanks!
Does anyone else get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is super weird and just barely holding it in?
Opposite. I get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is a down-to-earth normal guy with a haunting voice, intense stare, and unsettling smile with extreme comical affect. He strikes me as an individual with the patience of a saint.
You keep your tongs in the kitchen?
I keep mine in the bathroom, next to the poop knife, like any normal person.
Yeah, same. Sometimes when it's stuck again you just need some help getting it out you want to have the right utensils ready to grab.
It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”
I can go lower.
Turn them around so they keep you from closing the door instead
For me, it’s the ice cream scoop, or a meat baster, or a…
Dildo?
Poor guy, such a short body and no arms
this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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