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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 140 points 2 years ago

Are we even sure that Sisyphus can make it to either location? Because in order to reach a destination he must first make it to the halfway point, right? But to make it there, he's gotta make it to that point's halfway point, but before he gets there he need to....

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He doesn’t actually have to make it there you just have to pull that lever with a force an omnipotent being would have trouble accomplishing

[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Instead, let's aim for double the end location. Then all he has to do is travel half that distance

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

But he must first travel half the distance to that line, leaving us where we started.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It depends on whether Sisyphus has learned calculus.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I hear they only have pomegranates in hell. Neither calculus nor gravity for them!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Dosen't matters what you choose, given that for sisyphus to reach his destination first he have to reach half, then half of it, then half again and again making movement impossible.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

Ah, so the answer must be no.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Stands up and walks away

[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Hołd my limes!" - said Sisyphus

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 years ago

Yes, because he's finally rolling the boulder down a hill.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

it says "towards" so not necessarily downhill

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

you can always add an empty room without changing the total number of rooms, so there should be plenty of room for sisyphus and his boulder at the hotel

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 23 points 2 years ago

He did it. He beat philosophy, this is the question that we've been searching for.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I can get him a room at the Hilbert Hotel, I know a guy.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 2 years ago
[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

I know aleph-null guys. All in the same family. Parents were lazy and named all their kids after the positive integers. 42 is my best friend.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 2 years ago

Dude stfu, that was supposed to be between us!

[-] StoicLime@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

We won't know until we open the box...

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago

Sisyphus is both happy and not happy, as long as we don’t ask. But the instant we ask, it’s one or the other

(surely someone already made this joke)

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

I feel really sorry for the cleaning crew at the hotel

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

If he goes to the hotel, though, he will get to hear a great story from the owner of the hotel about a once beautiful but now decaying resort that includes a sweeping adventure involving a not-exactly-straight con man, an art theft that was not a theft, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.

[-] Nom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When the math teacher does philosophy questions.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Won't the boulder roll back to the intersection anyway?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It depends on how much it costs to rent a room at the hotel. If it's exorbitantly high, then the hotel can just be knocked down it's no problem, you're only going to risk endangering rich people and so that's a victimless incident. The ship of Theseus on the other hand is most likely manned by ancient Greeks, who while not necessarily the best people by modern standards, are probably mostly poor or even slaves.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Right you are! So, how does this help us answer the question?

P.S. Sometimes I wonder how many people on here actually believe that human value is inversely proportional to wealth with no other factors. Repeat it enough times, even as a joke or hyperbole, and you start to believe it.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Sisyphus is rolling his boulder along a track toward the ship of theseus. It has had all its constituent parts removed and replaced and reconstructed along an alternate track. You may pull a lever and divert Sisyphus toward the reconstructed ship. How big of a dick would that make you toward the shipmaker?

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Isn't there a version of this with like 5 intersecting thought experiments?

I hate them all.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Not quite what you asked for but here: https://xkcd.com/1531/

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 5 points 2 years ago

He can't go to the hotel because infinite cannot divided by zero, which is his boulder

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago
[-] wieson@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Someone's read Sartre's Huis Clos (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Decent game. 4/5

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

The real question is.... will it take him more than a day to reach either one?

theseus can eat shit so fuck that nerd.

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Na, I am pretty sure that sysiphus sees tracks that are only the result of a shwadow play in a cave and you have to exit the cave to truly experience reality

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

death to america

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