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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 140 points 1 year ago

Are we even sure that Sisyphus can make it to either location? Because in order to reach a destination he must first make it to the halfway point, right? But to make it there, he's gotta make it to that point's halfway point, but before he gets there he need to....

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He doesn’t actually have to make it there you just have to pull that lever with a force an omnipotent being would have trouble accomplishing

[-] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Instead, let's aim for double the end location. Then all he has to do is travel half that distance

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

But he must first travel half the distance to that line, leaving us where we started.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It depends on whether Sisyphus has learned calculus.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I hear they only have pomegranates in hell. Neither calculus nor gravity for them!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dosen't matters what you choose, given that for sisyphus to reach his destination first he have to reach half, then half of it, then half again and again making movement impossible.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, so the answer must be no.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Stands up and walks away

[-] repungnant_canary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Hołd my limes!" - said Sisyphus

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago

Yes, because he's finally rolling the boulder down a hill.

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

it says "towards" so not necessarily downhill

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

you can always add an empty room without changing the total number of rooms, so there should be plenty of room for sisyphus and his boulder at the hotel

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 23 points 1 year ago

He did it. He beat philosophy, this is the question that we've been searching for.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I can get him a room at the Hilbert Hotel, I know a guy.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago
[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I know aleph-null guys. All in the same family. Parents were lazy and named all their kids after the positive integers. 42 is my best friend.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

Dude stfu, that was supposed to be between us!

[-] StoicLime@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

We won't know until we open the box...

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

Sisyphus is both happy and not happy, as long as we don’t ask. But the instant we ask, it’s one or the other

(surely someone already made this joke)

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I feel really sorry for the cleaning crew at the hotel

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

If he goes to the hotel, though, he will get to hear a great story from the owner of the hotel about a once beautiful but now decaying resort that includes a sweeping adventure involving a not-exactly-straight con man, an art theft that was not a theft, Willem Dafoe, and Tilda Swinton.

[-] Nom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When the math teacher does philosophy questions.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Won't the boulder roll back to the intersection anyway?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It depends on how much it costs to rent a room at the hotel. If it's exorbitantly high, then the hotel can just be knocked down it's no problem, you're only going to risk endangering rich people and so that's a victimless incident. The ship of Theseus on the other hand is most likely manned by ancient Greeks, who while not necessarily the best people by modern standards, are probably mostly poor or even slaves.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Right you are! So, how does this help us answer the question?

P.S. Sometimes I wonder how many people on here actually believe that human value is inversely proportional to wealth with no other factors. Repeat it enough times, even as a joke or hyperbole, and you start to believe it.

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sisyphus is rolling his boulder along a track toward the ship of theseus. It has had all its constituent parts removed and replaced and reconstructed along an alternate track. You may pull a lever and divert Sisyphus toward the reconstructed ship. How big of a dick would that make you toward the shipmaker?

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Isn't there a version of this with like 5 intersecting thought experiments?

I hate them all.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Not quite what you asked for but here: https://xkcd.com/1531/

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 5 points 1 year ago

He can't go to the hotel because infinite cannot divided by zero, which is his boulder

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago
[-] wieson@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Someone's read Sartre's Huis Clos (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Decent game. 4/5

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

The real question is.... will it take him more than a day to reach either one?

theseus can eat shit so fuck that nerd.

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Na, I am pretty sure that sysiphus sees tracks that are only the result of a shwadow play in a cave and you have to exit the cave to truly experience reality

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

death to america

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