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[-] Barx@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Inside you there are two wolves.

One of you wants to see Boeing planes explode as a demonstration of the failures of capitalism.

The other one remembers that this means the passengers have to die.

Maybe it could be a military plane?

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

This but a trolley problem meme

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Glad I'm flying home on an Airbus today

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

If it's Boeing, I ain't going.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Literally why I flew Frontier, apart from not wanting to deal with LAX

[-] someone@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I've just decided to simply not fly anymore. Bus, trains, driving myself, sure. But I'm no longer leaving the ground.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

well why, comrade, there is always the trusty, reliable helicopter or V-22 Osprey for you to travel large distances by air

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

shoot yurself out of a rocket. take control of your own destiny (do not)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I dunno about you loony leftists but I trust Boeing to ferry me off this murdered planet to mars.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Or at the very least off this mortal coil and away from this thoroughly enshittified plane of existence!

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

There are times where being as broke as I am and never flying does have its advantages. Not going out in a Boeing related fireball is one of them

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Agent 47 rubbing his hands together somewhere, knowing there are about to be a litany of new ~~whistleblowers~~ targets

[-] rando895@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

I wonder how much value this brings to shareholders?

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Osama’s real failure is not using his Saudi family to invest heavily into Boeing then sabotaging it from the inside

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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