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[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 5 months ago

Don't worry, for those of you who don't like fiberglass they also make them with asbestos. I heard you can walk on lava with them.

Isn't lava carcinogenic?

[-] Toes@ani.social 27 points 5 months ago

Oh wow something worse than jean

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 20 points 5 months ago

Shhhh, don't get them started.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Fibreglass insulation hamburger

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

if your hamburgers are that pink you need to cook it more

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Unless they're literally ham burgers

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 4 points 5 months ago

Jeanburgers?

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

What’s wrong babe? You never wear those jippers I bought you.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

came for what looked like a thumbnail photo of raw meat.

stayed for the shards of glass embedded in your soft bare feet.

[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 15 points 5 months ago

It looks like ham slippers.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Happers? Slimmers? Hippers? Sammers?

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago
[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

A book by Dr. Seuss

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Itchin and bitchin

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 5 months ago

If you think you love em, wait til your dog gets a hold and of em.

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

at least it's the fluffy kind.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 months ago

hungry put it in my mouth

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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