Wolves are the alpha animals so be like the wolves

Do this with your homies:

steps to be an alpha man*

step 1: sex with women is gay. stop doing that.
step 2: have sex with men
step 3: you are alpha now

*steps may differ with other genders

Take a bottle of Infowars 1776 Testosterone Boost everyday.

Eat beans

Go around and tell anyone and everyone you see that you're alpha. Make it your entire personality

Get a truck, an old cap, and a pair of Oakleys. Get drunk and shoot a two hour video in the front seat, just you ranting into the camera.

Call the gym and hit a lawyer.

To learn how to top, you must first master being a bottom.

That's what you meant, right?

Squats

reduce the amount of testing you do

You have to apply for a membership upgrade.

flip the script and become an omega

YouTube has taught me that it has something to do with exclusively eating raw meat and organs, so maybe try that?

1. buy the latest Ford F350 Child Smashifier brand new for $78,000

2. take out 3 loans to afford this

3. drive on a 2 drink minimum

4. call anyone who drives a different brand of truck gay even though you can't tell the difference unless you look at the hood ornament

5. run over at least 3 children and/or bicyclists a month

6. drive it into a resevoir and buy the next latest model when it comes out (you'll save money by doing this, it can carry 8 ounces more cargo in the 16 inch truck bed)

Amazing how every reply in this thread is simultaneously correct

contact your software developer you'd like to revert to an earlier build

Train your flexibility until you can autofellate

Leaded supplements and praying.

Why go back to alpha? Move from beta to 1.0

lower your opacity

Like this, liberal

Buy my supplements

~~Seinfeld~~

COSTANZA

Why become an alpha when you can become shrigma

Have you tried ligma? Or grabon?