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[-] Seven@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cool meme but you better put more effort when making 2048 beans 2: 4096 electric boogaloos. We are a quality pooppost community after all, not like the general quality of Reddit.

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[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting two thousand and forty-eight light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixty-four by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[-] rockyrikoko@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This comment has higher resolution than OP's posted image

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I have skills beyond your comprehension

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It started as one easy to read bean can and I extended the transcription with every update.

Also I'm magic.

[-] logmathr@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Gray@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I'm the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You're fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that's just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You're gonna be fucking full, baked bean.

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[-] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago

Anarchy chess keeps leaking. Anybody here a plumber?

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago
[-] ElQuePica@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just Google en passant.

[-] chrizbie@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 year ago
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[-] michael@possumpat.io 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Icevest@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Hopefully, this is just rehashed reddit shite that probably didn't even start there

[-] Streetdog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

At some point we will run out of beans.

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[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Beans? I thought it was solar panel

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[-] lem_dart@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Thats enough beans to get to the moon.

[-] wasabi@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Are you telling me each can contains one huge bean? 😳

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well I'm not telling you they don't

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[-] yggdar@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

We are exploring unknown depths of beans here!

[-] HKayn@dormi.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Double it and give it to the next person!

[-] Lolgeese@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Blurred beans

[-] pigup@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

🫘 I 🫘 NEED 🫘 MORE 🫘 BEANS 🫘

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

4096 isn't looking too good.

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[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

wait so there's 1 bean on each can?

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, the cans are pretty small from my perspective. Next post it might be half a bean per can at this rate...

[-] squid_mcnasty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

THE BEANS MUST FLOW

[-] Goose@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

bean watching this mouth watering display of culinary delight for some time now patiently waiting for the next truck load of beans

[-] OngoGablogian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's not enough beans we're going to need at least ... two times this number

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe even... two times two times this number

[-] ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is madness. There can’t possibly be that many beans!

[-] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You're doing God's work

[-] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Goddamn it. I see beans, i upvote.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

god's speed

[-] calebcharles@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

OP, you are an enlightened bean.

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

OFF TO 4096!

[-] Sinister_Grape@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can’t beat cheese and beans on a jacket potato imo.

[-] Tabboo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude your milking these 🫘

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's an actually unsmall number of beans.

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[-] MokMokFIsh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

oh no how far can this go...

[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Last I checked integers can go a LONG way

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