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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 101 points 5 months ago

Kids these days aren't even extratemporal enough to remember Jenkins smh

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Wait, I think I'm experiencing the Mandello effect...

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

It’s called the Mandeller effect. You’re trying to stir shit up, aren’t you?

[-] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 months ago

Please, everyone knows it is the Momoa effect.

[-] lesnout27@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 5 months ago

That was before, now it's post melon

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

God I love lemmy

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago
[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

How would murdering a modern Scottish rock band stop the world wars?

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

They asked to be taken out, what more do you need to go on?

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago

I recently heard the song is about two snipers trying to shoot each other. (No idea of it is true.)

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I prefer this version: Wikihistory

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 34 points 5 months ago

First they came for the Jenkins. And I did not speak out. Because I was not a Jenkins...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

I wished I could go back in time and kill DevOps, before it became a thing.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

Now you have DevOps but everyone just calls it Ops.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago
[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 81 points 5 months ago

1000016226

Its this man He lives in this thing called "The Cloud"

[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 5 months ago

The man is a monster. I don't know how many of my build jobs have been murdered by this fiend.

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

And how many devops have been driven to madness trying to configure what should be a simple task.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah. Fuck that guy.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 5 months ago

So in the OP’s original timeline there is a flexible CI pipeline tool named Adolph. Huh…

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You can even see the stylized product icon with the simple facial features with the little square mustache. People in that timeline unironically refer to that CI tool as "The Final Solution" in CI.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago

You''ll never know and you should be thankfukl for it.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I don't know either, but for some reason his name sends a shiver down my spine.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jenkins can only refer to the legend Leeroy Jenkins https://youtu.be/mLyOj_QD4a4

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I was gonna say. Jenkins needs zero help. Just let him do his (final) thing.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

At least he has a chicken

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 months ago

Mmmh leeeroooooy jeeeeenkins

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

I thought this was going to be a dev ops joke at first then it never came

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Well, was Jenkins worse than Hitler?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My inclination is that Hitler was the least bad way out of that situation. Give Germany another decade and some other nationalist party would come to power, only this time they've got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first. Or maybe the leader isn't a drug-addled former artist who gets his entire staff hooked on uppers and they're actually effective at defeating their enemies.

So the reason we always seem to have Hitler is because the time cops keep people from killing him because the other timelines are even worse.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Then what are the time cops doing about Trump?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Shit... is this evidence that he's the lesser of two evils? I don't know if I can handle that thought.

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[-] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Would explain the failed assassination attempts

[-] SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago

only this time they’ve got a decade of research behind them and maybe they get the bomb first

Maybe that's why we're living in the universe where this didn't happen, because in the universe where it did, we wouldn't exist (many worlds/anthropic principle interpretation)

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[-] the_artic_one@programming.dev 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We rolled back your change to fix Jenkins, please remember to run preflight checks before submitting.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

The build passed on my machine. ... Oh wait, my COVID bug fix didn't make it into main. Uh oh.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

At least he has chicken.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

JENKINS WAS MY PA!!!

[-] corus_kt@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The hardest choices require the strongest wills. They do not remember you, nor what you've sacrificed... but I will honor you, slayer of Jenkins, hero to humanity o7

[-] Jeom@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Harold Jenkins from umbrella academy?

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If we killed hitler we would have more competent nazi and possibly still third reich over here but no Poland and I am selfish I wanna exist ya know

Best person would be trump as it is recent enough to not suddenly cease to exist due to various butterfly effects, still pretty risky though. All of people that died by accidents between trump election and today would be from different, new set. You can calculate probability even based on average yearly accidents.

God I shudder to think what if u killed Julius Caesar. We would be like unrecognisable due to all branching out possibilities over the years. Real quantum parallel worlds shit

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

what if u killed Julius Caesar

Wonder what the month of July would be called?

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[-] TetraVega@lemmings.world 5 points 5 months ago

The only 2 Jenkinses I know are Leeroy Jenkins, and Jenkins from How I Met Your Mother.

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