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[-] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

and the people who made then happen

I thought it was talking about how to beat those people mainly responsible for the heat we face (like people in govs or big companies) and thus were the reason why those ideas were made.

[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago

lmao same

I'm like this article sounds cool as hell

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Reminder that internal documents show that Exxon knew about climate change in the 1970's but chose to cover it up and lie about it for decades.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Ah yes, three "experimental approaches": a grift, another grift, and the barest minimum dose of states actually maybe doing some fraction of the established and time-tested method of actually addressing the problem.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

reminds me of the ban that is going into effect state-wide in Florida in less than 1 week (July 1st).

the ban is on counties and municipalities from creating or imposing any heat protection for outdoor workers.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

I love how most legislation in florida is passing bans on passing any actual good thing lol

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Florida is basically where old people go for ultimate soul death or young people go for hedonism. There is nothing more to that state.

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The settler likes death—it excites them sexually and, already dead inside, they want to die.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Turns out, Ron DeSantis was the real Florida Man all along

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Checking the SHAYDEE app to see who charges the least for nearby COOL Stations

They are all occupied

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but is some collection of ghouls really monetizing shaded areas?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

I set up a beach umbrella surrounded with an electric fence and charge people by the minute to stand under it. I offer to switch on the electric fan for an additional fee. I am an entrepreneur contributing to society.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

pRoViDiNg VaLuE tO uSeR-CuStOmErS

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

lol idk I’m just doing a bit but given enough time someone in Silicon Valley will definitely try to implement it

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Mfw surge pricing is activated on a 136 degree day and the cool station is 64% more expensive, and I get fined by the shade police for jumping the turnstile

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Why is he smoking a cigarette?

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago

You wouldn't in his situation?

[-] EpicKebabEater@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

I have another suggestion.

olimar-point pikmin-carry-l lord-bezos-amused pikmin-carry-r barbara-pit

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago
[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Everyone here knows we aren’t going to curtail anything.

Might as well ride the nuke down to the ground.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

We're so cooked

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Oh, climate change is beaten then, back to brunch and carry on drilling.

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Only one of those things isn't just Capitalist Innovation (TM) and even then its a liberal half measure that should be considered below the bare minimum

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago
[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

I love all of these people so much that I invite them to my sauna

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, the padlock on the door is only for the criminals

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