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2025 Biden refuses to accept the election results and doesn't step down. Liberals do Jan 6.
They'd just be singing Hamilton songs on the steps of the building
And the police would mow them down immediately.
The DNC ghouls will endlessly blather about how they went down righteously
i'd vote for that
Except the police would be loaded for bear instead of being the ones attacking the capital
I hope soooo hard that libs do a jan 6th so they have to at least attempt to rectify their stance on the first one.
They could be subjected to all the draconian laws they supported out of fear, it would be a full circle moment for BlueMaga, and it would just plain be funny
Maybe. But it'll only be because he thinks it's actually 2020 when he won
he thinks its 1994 not 2024 right now
To save democracy
that would at least be hilarious
Their latest excuse now is it was jet lag. Next it will be he was up late gaming the night before.
Jet lag and a cold or just jet lag now?
Biden is saying it's a mixture of being sleepy, jet lagged, and his advisers prepping him too hard for the debate. He did not mention a cold during his post-debate speeches.
His press secretary is saying it's jet lag and a cold but without any medication for it.
Because they're both lying it's wildly inconsistent and changes daily.
Just amazed they can't or won't settle on the excuses
He only works from 11am to 4pm with a nap during that. He needs time to coordinate a proper response that isn't just gaslighting us.
Or he forgets and makes up a new excuse
his advisers prepping him too hard for the debate
This is the one bit I think is true, and picked up on during thr debate itself as he garbled what we're probably weirdly specific talking points together in the worst ways.
But that's not an out.
That means that even with six days worth of practice he can't learn and recall maybe two dozens facts and responses, with no ability whatsoever to think on his feet, or even the self awareness to realise to just avoid bit and give a generic answer.
Forgetting isn't the worst part. It happens to people with memory loss and dementia (although it should definitely rule younout of being president). Snippets of memories and ideas firing and being blurted out uncontrollably with no self-awareness or recognition that it's gibberish the biggest fucking issue.
A 95 year old neighbour with dementia that requires three times a day at home care, plus family every day, and me nost other days, is more together than that because they still know when they've lost what they were saying or forgotten who they're talking to etc.
The fact that advisors etc believed or were hoping they could prep around such a deteriorated mental state means they're almost as delusional as he is, but the difference is they should know better.
idk I heard it on cnn from the press lady
Look, he was on a winning streak and his friend said "no logging off til we lose", it's not his fault he was up all night!
He got off the jet that jet-lagged him 11 days before the debate
So his excuse is that being president is too tiring. Maybe he should let someone else do the job. (oh, right, he's handing it to Trump)
Biden had a hangover from playing the Elden Ring DLC until 4:00 AM
Can we please just remove both Biden and trump from the ballot?
nope I've looked it up and according to the Very Important Rules we have to let a few rich guys turn the planet into a charcoal briquette
If only
kamala v burgum 2024
Of course he does. It just goes to show he doesn't care about the country. Anyone in his condition can't run the US the way it needs to be run
Exactly! He can't run into the ground quickly enough. I don't need this country hobbling into fascism. Let's just let it all come to an end.
Puppet continues to wave arms in response to activity of unseen hand.
He's going to lose bigly
At the convention?
That would be funny too
Perfect for DNC, they'd much rather Trump be in office for what they're going to try to do in Gaza, regardless of who wins.
Please god let them both die in the middle of a debate it'll be so funny
Someone should start filming a lettuce.
This has Liz Truss vibes all over it.
okay yay ❤️ this is the most fun i've had with electoralism in years. i hope they drag it out at least until the convention
Isn't this scenario why they have superdelegates?
It's why they claim they have super delegates
Superdelegates are the minority of overall delegates. They could easily tip the scales in a contested primary. But Biden had an overwhelming number of the regular delegates committed to him since he was the only candidate.
Makes me wonder if anyone is kicking themselves for not running against him in the primary
Imagine if a hardcore anti-Trump deep state lanyard nerd terrified of getting fired by Trump and replaced by a steaming bag of Pizza Ranch gravy finds the heart attack gun and takes care of the "Biden problem" on their own
Listen mack I ain't no dime store shimmy slack, I'm a, slick pompadour. I'll wax the car right off your paint, fat. High octane drive-in theater four-door coup Deville. Remember root beer? Comes in barrels.
Funniest timeline is democrats split the vote, but Biden wins by a razor thin margin. Both Trump and anti-Biden democrats claim election fraud. Trump voters do another useless January 6, but anti-Biden democrats also include military officers and generals which result in an actual coup to dispose Biden
Biden aids really worried about finding a new job so soon they've gotta keep abusing this elderly man by forcing him to stay at this job.
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