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[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 year ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It's from a real comic, and the only edit was changing "use" and "does."

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Closer to teabag

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I love Scarfolk Council stuff.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Oh come on...

You can't hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it...

That's like putting out a bell and telling people they can't ring it!

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Just put a sign saying "$1 per toot." I'd pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.

[-] LordSinguloth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

-walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ItzzMe@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Yooo, SS14 mentioned

Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

BRB, checking prices on Cameo.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] norimee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A challenge.

I'd like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the "Don't"

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well now I just gotta.

[-] MechaGrima@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] strawberry@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I know what you'r thinking

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Now I want to.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Not even if youre horny?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] makuus@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Just…

Don’t.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Whatever happened to try it before you buy it.

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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