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my-hero

please sir, you're our only hope to save democracy.

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[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I like this man, he's a winner!

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[-] Storm@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

You've just lost your Lathe privileges until November.

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar the nominee

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar's daughter the nominee and give her a gundam

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basically Futurama Nixon after he wins.

[-] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get in the robot, Isra, or Biden will have to do it again.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

And her daughter will be running her admin (she's a commie)

[-] Ecoleo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

He surrenders in Ukraine, moves to the US, becomes US president, the CIA has him sign his own assassination order.

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've already secured the funding for this.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, he is the president Americans deserve. I don't know who is more representative of the American soul though, Musk or Trump. They're both so American.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Trump will change the laws after he wins the next election and Musk will be the Republican candidate for 2028. This will start a precedent of the office of president being a kind of rubber stamp for influential billionaires and the position will lose all meaning, similar to the Pontifex Maximus in ancient Rome. The liberal party will become openly controlled opposition who will openly flaunt how much of a sham US democracy is. Libs will still insist that every election is the "most important election of our lives"

[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Musk is the sort of glutton for punishment as shown with twitter that if he could he probably would run for president. Unlike say Zuckerberg who dipped his toes and said "you know what? Not for me".

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

He loves attention and feeling important, and thinks he can just throw toddler's temper tantrum to solve any issue he has. There's no way he would ever turn down the chance to become president.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It would be extremely funny if he throws a tantrum and he'll think he's making a bunch of vague references to overdosing on purpose but it won't be at all vague.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The supreme court gave Biden the power to make this happen

[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Thought it would be Obama tbh

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm saying this: Chelsea Clinton.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Not even as a joke

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