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Too cute! Unfair! (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 months ago by wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

hesitation-2

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

A cat would never

[-] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

As a representative of fairly large cats everywhere, ACAB still stands. Fuck that kitty traitor.

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I believe she can be reeducated

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Thesis: All Cops Are Bastards

Antithesis: All Cats Are Beautiful

Synthesis: ???

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Cop cats are beautiful bastards?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 7 months ago

Synthesis: cats are never cops

[-] Titou@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

It's obvious they forced him !

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

alex-aware

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

snipes-hesitation

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

bunny-cop

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Maybe... Maybe it stands for "Feline Butthole Inspector?" cat-confused

[-] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

You're getting cats and dogs mixed up, shameful

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Cats absolutely sniff each other's butts. I have 3, and all of them engage in it, 2 of them regularly do so

[-] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

huh. must be a personality thing. ive only had one cat and he never sniffed any butts, and seemed outright offended when a dog tried sniffing his

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

If you only have one cat then there aren't any butts to sniff

[-] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

there were dogs who were sniffing his butt all the time shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Guess he can dish it but he can't take it

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Oh, they all get annoyed by it from time to time

Doesn't stop them from doing it though lol

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

My cat is literally going to town on her own anus as I type this.

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 21 points 7 months ago

All Cats Are Beautiful

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

popuko-hammer thurston

[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

I thought All Cats Are Beautiful?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

As told by @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net I must do my one assigned job

kitty-cri-screm snipes-hesitation

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

gold-communist ussr-cry

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Cats were the chosen ones! You were supposed to reject bourgeois domination not join it! Bring balance between MLs and Anarchists, not destroy them!! I loved you, kitty!!"

[-] healthkick@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Cats are definitely never cops

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Police animals are victims too. Animals are too pure to be used in this way and I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I'd say sorry, Mittens. hst-gun but I have no tears for cops. hst-gun

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Actually a double agent.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

The most this cat cop does is smack other cops for no reason, so at the very least, this cop is slightly less of a bastard.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Feline Bureau of Investigation

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 7 months ago

You gotta do what you gotta do...

[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

sleepi pika-pickaxe

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