Happy hex cake day to all the idiots like me that joined the site one day late

They need to make a comedy about black people filing a class action suit against white people.

It turns out the classic kitchen sponge, the ones with a hard side and a softer side, is a major source of microplastics and we just rub that stuff onto our plates and cooking utensils.

We are so cooked as a species.

Is míol mór mé!

Happy birthday to the greatest website on the internet!

It's a great honor to be here with all of you.

check out this dope ass bear

Death to America

I love reading the history in the megathreads, thank you for taking the time to write these up and educate us!

My favorite post/event was when UlyssesT left to go kill Kissinger. I miss reading his rants against treats, but I also really like that Kissinger is dead.

I can't believe it's been four years! happy anniversary everyone

I made my brother sing nonsense words to the tune of the Soviet national anthem every time he bummed a cigarette on the road trip.

If we're having cigarette socialism then we're having cigarette socialism.

Can someone explain the coconut tree thing to me? I missed the context while on my extended grass-touching sabbatical

in north korea the supreme leader once asked me to play this card game i've never heard of before with him but when i said yes he simply threw the deck of playing cards onto the ground and instructed me to pick them all up

Since esports in olympics is now a thing they should host age of empires tournaments where every nation is forced to use their civilizations

I find the beauty of bright sunlight is best appreciated from the indoors through a window

It's pretty interesting that in English the word for "translate" (from one language to another) means moving from one place to another, but for example Chinese and Finnish use words relating to rotation instead, the opposite of translation. Do any languages use a metaphor for reflection or dilation for this?

Been on a Civ kick lately, I forgot they had Stalin and Mao as playable leaders in 4. Another series ruined by woke
wtf Civ 2 had Lenin? Devs used to be cool

Funding an entire Chinese public works project by gacha rolling on a character with the biggest ass you've ever seen

How to log off but just from my friends political takes

Oh wow the weed kicked in fast today I only took a gummy half an hour ago and I'm already losing my mind at funny pictures of skeleton

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

When my cats are fighting and the little one is making bad sounding noises and I go HEYYYYYYY it's always the little one who runs off like she did something wrong :(

@Hebearadmins add gambleing

Oh my fucking god its one thing to have to deal with the scolding but to see these shit eating libs rules lawyer and erm-acktually about how Kopmala was just ~~following orders~~ doing her job and thats why she she had to fight to keep those women in mens prisons and actually she's a saint sweaty, so shut the fuck up and stay in your lane babes that's the tea. Ermmm just cuz its evil, demonic shit doesn't mean it's not the law honey

If you have two applications on your computer and can't decide which one is more powerful, set both to have their window "always on top" and see which one wins.

then a day later the first post made

This made a lot of people very angry and has largely been regarded as a 'bad move'.

I hatched out of my egg! (I'm going to say my own posts count)

Remember when it was clear Klobuchar couldn't win and she pivoted to just bullying Pete. I miss her.

why the fuck does stuff have to cost so much money, i just want stuff for painting

I have been told a number of times "you don't want to know" when asking about the context behind extremely bad posts. It is never true.

Would I be a happier, healthier, more well adjusted person not knowing? Probably.

Do I nonetheless want to know? Absolutely.

attention management everywhere: there are exactly two hours of the day where scheduling meetings is unacceptable - the first hour after an employee gets in, and lunch hour. this still gives you 5-7 hours to play around with within the length of the average workday, there is no excuse. if there must be a meeting within the first hour, at least don't make it first thing when an employee walks in the door. the fact that so many fail at these basic parameters - while you already make more money to do less - makes me deeply question the value of your continued existence

oh just a heads up about pom poko, in japanese folklore racoon dog testicles have magical powers, so it's actually not weird at all

If AI uses a shitload of energy then i ewanna know specifically how much energy is being used right now on chatgpt bots on Reddit/Tinder/etc just to try to trick lonely horny dudes into paying for fake onlyfans subscriptions

liberals the second the genocidiare can talk good

I just found out the rumours of JD Vance fucking a couch were made up. I can't tell you how disappointed I am. As a couchfucker myself, I was hoping to finally be able to vote for someone who represents my interests. Sadly, I will no longer be voting for Trump/Vance this election.

lord help me i'm tryna get back with my ex now that i'm home from traveling. i want to leave this country but i also want to spend the rest of my life with her and she doesn't want to leave her family. i hope she doesn't have a boyfriend lol

Death to America

Ah fuck I've just gotten high and started listen to Kanye and people might have been right when they were talking about how talented he started on that Nazi shit. He's a piece of shit but his music is so fucking good

Who put all these leftists in my phone??? I mean thank you but who????