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[-] Sylaran@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Bout to have that "mimimimi" sleep

[-] justhach@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Nah its all about that honkSHOOO honkSHOO conking out.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

zzzzzZZZZZZZZ mimimimimi

[-] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 25 points 1 year ago

1 star. I kept getting woken up by ghosts to take me to different periods in time.

[-] JoshIsProbablyTired@reddthat.com 24 points 1 year ago

Nah that's tiptoeing through the hallways attire.

[-] StaticElectricity@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

OP made a mistake, they're just going to wander endlessly in the hallways until sunrise.

Haunted by the ghosts of their past. Sad fate really.

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

The Muppets Christmas Carol Scrooge outfit.

[-] hawkwind@lemmy.management 13 points 1 year ago

The Sleepy Gary starter pack.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm glad that you'll finally start treating your poor clerk properly after being visited by three ghosts.

[-] ThunderTenTronckh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Retire to your chambers starter pack

[-] regular_human@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That honk shoo drip

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Check out Rip van Winkle over here.

[-] xthedeerlordx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick

[-] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And if pipes are your thing, there's this stuff

[-] Seven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Duchess@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago

can you imagine how cold it would be to wear a hat to bed? all that money and scrooge was still suffering

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

'Bout to get haunted by four ghosts

[-] MoltenBoron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I actually know someone who sleeps dressed like that minus the candles.

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