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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We need an Olympic sport that's just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There needs to be two phases though.. day and night

[-] superkret@feddit.org 36 points 1 month ago
[-] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

This, but for playing VR games

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago
[-] Contravariant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

For some reason I read 'zombies', was wondering what on earth you were planning.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

They need some shufflin' space.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

You seem to know how to have fun

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago
[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I've moved to a colder climate, so wear socks indoors now. The dog and I have drift king battles. He has a cool signature move where he sprints across the lounge room onto his bed and slides it halfway into the kitchen. But I got him on hallway slides to the bathroom where such pace can only be achieved with superior control.

[-] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Check into adult daycare for an extended weekend, for an upgrade to grippy socks. 👀

[-] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Designed by that famous architect Felix Catman.

[-] odium@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plenty of room for some manoeuvering

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

How does it feel to live with abundant space

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

That's what a yard is for.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

That's nowhere near enough space! You're going to need SEVERAL square yards!

[-] fishpen0@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Where I live yards have all been turned into more buildings. The largest remaining yards are smaller than the average living room

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Oof. My yard is 2 acres of redwoods and ferns, with a pond and a meadow.

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

True, new houses here, the back yard you can not even put a 15" pool, there's not enough space. Some people just have no grass in their backyard, just a big wood balcony/terrace with their bbq, table, chairs, etc. No more mowing!

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

In some places you'd be lucky to get more than about 60 days per year when you could use the yard.

Winter, rain, 30+ degree summers, etc.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Well that my friend is what moving is for

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

My dog would do over half his zoomies going over the furniture. May as well spread it around to get him more exercise.

[-] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Mine has a habit of moving furniture just by jumping on it really hard. It's why all my stuff is pushed up against the wall now.

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol, I put non-slip pads under the rug and couch to stop them from moving. Worked like a charm.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I don't think I can afford this

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

What does "get the zoomies" mean? Not my native language.

[-] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

I believe it refers to the desire to suddenly start running about in a senseless and thoughtless manner

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

[-] Ravi@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Unrelatable, kitchen is almost separated.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And that bedroom, might as well be a studio with a walk-in closet

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The first Sims living room.

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

[-] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I genuinely assumed this was for humans...

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

you forgot the random junk room

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My child needs this. We haven’t found a space yet that they can’t outzoom.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My dogs approve

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Ok do one with a bed that fills the empty space for when the 'cule is all in one place

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is outside lava? Or is opening an exterior door not an option?

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I see the bathroom has a flush in a water closet with a door as opposed the flush being in the same room as your bathing area and sink. I wish American houses would do this more, it’s just more hygienic

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Everyone just needs to make it a habit to close the lid before flushing.

And for those public toilets with auto-flush and no lid, I get around it by draping TP over the sensor while I do my business, flush it manually when I'm done and the door is open so I can quickly jump outside the stall.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I close the lid before flushing so the mist doesn’t spray around, and then I clean the seat with my hand bidet water but I always feel like that’s not enough. Maybe I am being a germaphobe haha. Eh it’s not a big deal

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

then I clean the seat

New fear/obsession unlocked.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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