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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by emizeko@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

There's this guy at the gym, some kind of data obsessive named Walter. Not really the best social skills. I'll be on the leg press and he'll come up with a measuring tape and try to check the circumference of my calves. I didn't really mind at first because I was interested in my gains, but it has gotten to be too annoying. Today it was so hot and I didn't want anyone coming near me so I finally had to tell him "No more calf measures, Walter!"

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[-] Finger@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

oh mr sandman

i have baleen

i am a whale, if you hadn't seen

i filter krill out of ocean water

i could chew them but don't even bother

[-] chair@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

lmao fuck off

[-] ChuckMcGill@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He shitposted through a sunroof!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I'm glad you're getting a break from that bad behavior

[-] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You had me in the first half, I'll admit

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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