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Kyle Rittenhouse said he will write in Ron Paul for President because Trump is not strong enough on the 2nd Amendment. (www.newsweek.com)

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 74 points 11 months ago

I like presidential candidates who don't get shot

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

"If i was on that roof that day, things would haven't went down like it did"

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: since a vote for Ron Paul is not a vote for Biden, it is actually a vote for Trump

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Umm, sweaty, smuglord maybe-later-honey maybe-later-kiddo

We're voting for Cocomala now, so by that logic, voting for her is a vote for Trump - oh wait

WHY DO ALL ROADS LEAD TO FUCKIN' TRUMP? IT'S JOEVER oooaaaaaaauhhh

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

You don't even have to go that deep with it. A vote for Harris is not a vote for Biden, and is therefore a vote for Trump. The fact that she is also Trump (per Immortan Joe's holy word, which is infallible and thus canon) is immaterial.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

BIDEN IS A FASH HE MUST BE BASH fash-bash biden-fall aubrey-bat biden-jumpscare

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Witness.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

~~Schrödinger's cat.~~ Pfft - it's merely two states.

Schrödinger's vote

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 54 points 11 months ago

He looks like a 42 years old very divorced man

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

If he could read he'd be very upset

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

He would probably grab a gun, take an airplane, cross multiple national borders, land in my country, find me, shoot me and claim he was just defending himself.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

He looks like Big Boy but he'll shoot you in the back when you run away from his mass shooting.

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

[-] GorGor@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Its pretty uncanny

Just swap the spoon for an AR

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago

He's the one that'll shoot the good guy with a gun

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Any time Kyle pops up:

You just shot Kyle Rittenhouse dead in cold blood WTF!!!

I feared for my life because he is a murderer.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

I genuinely, unironically would fear for my life around him. I'm visibly queer, and therefore a target to him. Fortunately, I'm a very fast and good shot.

[-] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Lol who tf is even thinking about ron paul in 2024?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Zoomers who discover libertarianism and currently learning about the 2004-2012 era of politics

[-] miz@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Ron Paul is still alive?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

Hmm, let me check wikipedia.

88 years old

hitler-detector

Especially since he's been a crypto fascist for his entire career.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Fuch him

Someone should express their 2nd Amendment rights on him.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

fash-infighting

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Steady, aim... fire!

[-] sub_ubi@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago

ever notice how republicans don't villainize 3rd party voters to their right

[-] axont@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

They sometimes do. Trump himself mocked the Libertarian party at their own convention.

I guess it's less villanizing them and more like they just joke about third party votes

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

villainize

I need to use that word far more often.

Ninja edit: Wait a minute. To begin with - I need to use it for the very first time in a sentence.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I think “vilify” might be a more common word for that purpose, although “villainize” does sound more fun.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I'm a native speaker and I like to use unusual words once in a while. But I somehow never actually got around to using villainize. And when it comes to the lib mindset - vilify lacks panache.

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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

God I wish this murderous fucking shithead would just go away already.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

go away already

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Preferably into a zoo exhibit full of bored and hungry hyenas

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

uhm, a third party vote is a vote for trump, sweaty 💅

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

we all have one fascist that we'd on site even in the current imperial core, and this little fucker is mine. not to fedposting , but i would bite his fucking nose off

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

~~Bob's Big Boy~~

Fash's Big Boy

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

trump dropping out and endorsing ronpaul would be great, not enough twists yet in this us election cycle and it would hopefully push the transphobia and racism olympics out

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

What the fuck lol, Ron Paul hasn't even been an active canditate for a decade now right?

Is there really no other guy this little freak could pick? This barely even registers as a bit, does he just want to genuinely be friends and hang out with a nearly 90 year old man?