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This is just sad; I don't even know what channel aired this (if it's America's or not) but I feel secondhand embarrassment just looking at this from how desperate this is.

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 73 points 3 months ago
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 59 points 3 months ago

Correction: literally this one

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

Needs the ghost of Harold Holt patting them on the back but we can just say he's invisible

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 57 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure countries don't get to send an amount of athletes in a direct relation to their population?

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Yeah, China only gets to send one Olympic team.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

i mean if you chose the 5 best athletes in a middle-of-buttfuck-nowhere town to compete against the 5 best athletes in a city of a million people who do you think would win?

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago

Its channel nine. An Australian network.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

they've got the exclusive streaming rights in aus lol

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

And the coverage is terrible! Full of ads, bad commentary by idiots that know nothing about what they're seeing and hardly any actual sport.

We had better coverage in New Zealand in the 2000s than Australia has had in the last decade

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

bring back Roy & HG already

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think Stan Sports also has it. That's a streaming platform so it's probably nine for broadcast and Stan for streaming

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I actually didn't know that. That explains it

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Nine also owns The Age, Sydney Morning Herald and Financial Review

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Those I was aware of

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

If you have to pay for it, it doesn't count

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You are like a little baby. Watch this: https://content.iospress.com/articles/journal-of-sports-analytics/jsa240874

There is no Olympics Australia has not won.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

change filipinos to us

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

By that metric, Saint Lucia has 8 gold per 1.44 million residents.

[-] SoJB@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wanna know something funny? Remember all the weird doping allegations the west is pushing on China with 0 evidence?

An organized doping scandal is literally breaking out in the West right now. As in, several hours ago.

They caught a famous American athlete and they snitched on the entire operation, with multiple other high profile athletes involved. Previous Olympic events, etc.

You’ve gotta try harder than that, man. The propaganda is making a mockery out of itself.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Ah but did you consider that hypothetically, the bad country could be doing it? Checkmate Tankie :smuglord: !

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

is it time to ban the US from the olympics?
Israel should have been banned a LONG time ago

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[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

This is like how right after Oct. 7th Israeli officials tried to argue that it was like 50x worse than 9/11 because more people died per capita measured against the full population of both countries.

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

vast majority of deaths were due to the hannibal directive though

[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

What’s that?

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Measuring the ethics of genocide in megadeaths per capita

[-] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

This some sense, but not that much sense - it doesn’t matter if your country has a hundred thousand people or a billion, there’s only so many events, and a maximum number of athletes per country per event that can be sent. Sure, a larger population increases the chances that a talent can be identified and trained, but peak human performance only has so much variance.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

true, except

crackers never take into account "resources per capita" or "food/land per capita" because it would demolish their narrative

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Since I'm a nerd who recently figured out you could just copy and paste Libeoffice tables into the comments, I'm going to post a table of all participating countries/regions sorted by gold medal per athlete when the Olympics are done.

This is an earlier table:

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[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

It's really silly, because it is impressive that Australia is 3rd after the USA and China. Just settle for that.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

we cannot be doing this cringe after spending all of week 1 (as per usual) roasting the great satan for ordering by total medals instead of by gold priority

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Anything they can do we can also do but slightly more pathetic

Ordering by total medals is at least a normal way of ordering things that is useful information. This isn't any of those things.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Okay Australia, now do New Zealand.

Go on, do it.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Sure, I mean, this is an interesting metric. And it's not like Australia's a tiny nation that got lucky with one athlete. It's definitely something to brag about along with countries that brag about total medals and total golds.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

There's so many interesting metrics. The real cream of the crop metric is which country has the most WR and OR. You could get gold and still be mediocre with mediocre competition relative to the history of the sport, but world record is world record.

The US has a formidable amount of Olympic records even if you account for number of athletes send. And South Korea has an elite crop of athletes. Based on a table I've created from an earlier date, they have the best gold/athlete ratio, and from a quick scan, their number of OR is really impressive. They have half the OR of the US but only have a third of the number of athletes the US has.

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Euro desparation for relevance as the former world hegemon and the current dog of the dying world hegemon.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I say let them have it. They don't have much else going on. It is actually quite impressive.

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Now do it by purchasing power parity per capita!

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

now control for the fact that swimming has too many medals

[-] HotAtForty@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

If you didn’t want Australia to win the most medals per capita then you shouldn’t have made being racist an Olympic sport

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

People were literally making jokes about this concept on here like a week ago

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Per capita is divided by total number of participating athletes right? anakin-padme-4

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

There was something I came across years ago about how countries with a larger population were more likely to win the World Cup. There are a lot of things that go into this though.

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