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Shart, not fart
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Dead Harambe timeline
Cells dividing uncontrollably.
Out of tacos
Can't count to three.
Mine is autobiographical. It is based on a horrific event that happened to me this morning:
Dog poo finger
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Bent my wookie
You were late
Welcome to Jonestown
Shaka, walls fell.
Mutually assured destruction
Dick don't work
The cancer's back
This is more of a horror story than a sad one.
Anyway...
"It was yours."
Want fart, afraid
Forced ad watching.
Queer Moroccan. End.
Crowdstrike strikes crowd
Hedgehog mom crushed.
Third world war.
New motorcycle, tetraplegia.
Chewing aluminum foil.
Please God no
Please come home
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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