1055
Shart, not fart (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 3 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
(page 3) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Chewing aluminum foil.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Is this Loss?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 months ago

I wanna die.

[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Surp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Your cat died

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

I was sad.

Oh no, anyways...

[-] Desistance@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Cooking fell over.

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

triumvirate

(It's a "three" word)

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words...

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Garbage bag ripped.

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Please don’t forget

[-] cohete@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's not yours

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

So long, friend.

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Trafficked by mum

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Don't love him

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

text without punctuation

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Water pipe burst.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

expired inner child

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

The house's gone

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(Just realised "I use Arch" cannot be written using only three words, weird)

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

You're not hired

[-] blujan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

They were young

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago

The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
1055 points (99.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26948 readers
1493 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS