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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago
[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 42 points 2 years ago

"do you want to see my missile?"

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

welcome to my nuclear family

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't have named my child Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, but then again he got named before Putin really became a thing in the common consciousness

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Dear Mr Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, I'm so sorry I was not your mother.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Don't be! My mother, Mrs. Putin was a very sweet lady

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Did I ever tell you how I saved the world from nuclear Armageddon with the power of love?

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Lol you beat me to it.

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

Gooning for Peace & Nuclear Disarmament

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I hope he said "baby - I'm gonna plow you with this nuclear tipped ICBM, sexy style" screm-cool

[-] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A major plot point in the Kelsey Grammer movie "Down Periscope", in which Grammer plays a US navy sub commander, is that Grammer's character got "welcome aboard" tattooed on his penis. And the entire US navy knows it.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

However, a Royal Navy source said sex on board did not form part of their investigation.

sicko-wistful

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

🎶 In the Navyyyyy 🎶

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

The movie's title?

Up Periscope kelly

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

And here's The Sun of all things, with the assist:

PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.

The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

The Vanguard sex footage follows claims that a different submarine captain put his manhood in the pocket of a female sub-lieutenant on board.

that was his mistake; women remember that shit for some weird ass reason.

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Helloooooooooooooo Sailor!


[-] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I hoped it would've been Shore Leave

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