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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 199 points 2 years ago
[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

Saved an image of my next fishing spoon!

They're good for brown trout, no?

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 years ago

Username checks out ^^

Not a native speaker, I just urbandictionaried brown trout and I wasn't disappointed 😅

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

To be fair, brown trout is an actual fish and is very common in my area. I'm in Utah, US, and this is a recent news story about trying to get people to fish for real brown trout to cut populations.

I'm a native speaker and i didn't know what it was

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

one or two spaces after a sentence? none!

[-] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Two sided. Easy Goin' and Adventurous.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 82 points 2 years ago

He probably sits on his feet

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 years ago

With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.

[-] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it's basically my dog's chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing they shift around a lot, turning their body the way people turn the controller on a sharp turn.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

Probably wearing shoes and sitting on their feet.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

They may have a sweaty, moist, even wet rear. Constantly degrading the material. Making it even more susceptible to ... friction.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and the material on that chair isn't helping. That's why I have this ikea chair, which has a mesh back that keeps everything much cooler.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

The Markus is the chair goat simply for being far too good for costing basically nothing.

Also I recommend taking the arms off, if even just to try. I did it a while back and it greatly Improved the experience.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Good idea. The arms kinda suck since they're right at the height my desk is at. Thanks for the tip kind stranger!

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

FYI the arms being at the same height as the desk is exactly what you want for a good posture ergonomic computer using position.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Then how make chair underdesk not used

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

My cheap home office chair has adjustable arms and a gas lift, either of those work if you really need to tuck it right under.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Plus a wallet digging in makes this believable enough

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You've met my buddy, Fidget McFarty!

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No pets? Looks like a dog or cat's favorite chair... or a Goat, for that matter.

All that said, I've seen plenty of cheap office chairs with no such excuses just crap-out like so.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lots of Taco Bell, I'd guess.

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Is your roommate JD Vance?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

okay, listen, this joke was funny but it's run its course

[-] Michal@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

Studded pants

[-] Californian_hotel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Your friend might be a butt vampire.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

They keep buying shitty chairs?

[-] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they're just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

The sequel to Teeth?

[-] crimsoncobalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

They just have maaassive heavy balls.

[-] SteefLem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Ooohh chipotle

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I don't want to know what the brown stain is

[-] paws@cyberpaws.lol 9 points 2 years ago

But you do. You do know Daddle.

Like the sandworm in the Dune movie?

[-] FUsername@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago

Is the roommate male? It kinda looks like the chair has been subject to modifications regarding creating a comfortable hollow for a ballsack along with one for its neighbor.

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