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[-] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If only 🤔

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

They look like big string hands, don't they?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

with my sons

Fuck, he has multiplied

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they're teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago

He wouldn't be posting it in a group about "giants" if it was just a fun story for his kids.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Maybe he's trolling them? I'm probably being to generous...

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

I think that's more a Nephilim thing but honestly, who knows with those people?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, but Goliath is the giant most people have heard of.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they'll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I think you are, yes.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Poes law?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 2 months ago

He's trolling the group then. This is clearly a dad having fun with the kids.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I'd like to believe that, too, but the line between "clever troll" and "actual idiot" is hard to discern.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

They're a group admin

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 46 points 2 months ago

I like that giants' teeth don’t have roots. That’s probably why they’re everywhere.

[-] terry_jerry@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as "Center Star" so I think it's safe to say he's right on track.

[-] inbeesee@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

You can test by applying the minty paste with a little brush: If it foams, it's a tooth.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Probably.

[-] CM400@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Are we sure this isn't just larping?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Or trying to sell garbage to fools.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us 'From dust to dust' and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.

/s

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'm a doctor, I confirm these are hominid teeth.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Stone Henge is proof of the giants in the bible. They're teeth from those giants.

i'm /s shut up

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All white sand is fish poop and rocks are ancient teeth

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You forgot: Mostly our drinking water was (is) dinosaurs (and many others species) piss.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's sort of like why W. C. Fields refused to drink water. "Fish fuck in it."

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I don't drink water because that's what my food drinks! I always say that just before I down a 2lb cheeseburger with no vegetables (that's what my food eats) and then pass out for the night.

My doctor says that when my heart beats, it sounds less like "lub dub" and more like "squish squash."

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I think in Fields' case, it was more of an excuse for alcoholism. Not that he felt an excuse was necessary.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I don't judge. Whatever you gotta do to wreck your body.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I know it was a joke, but it's pretty lame once since all alcoholic drinks also have water in them.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Nanu Nanu Center Star

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