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Fun fact: Python is the only programming language named after an animal!

.. javascript ???

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[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 151 points 10 months ago

If I'm not wrong python is named after Monty python TV show and not after a animal

[-] Hope@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

Monty Python, being a comedy troupe, consists of humans, which are a type of animal ;)

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

...Similar to pythons, which happen to be animals as well.

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure, but I think that might have been part of the joke, seeing all the comments here.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 151 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: Python is not named after an animal! It's named after the comedy group Monty Python's Flying Circus.

[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago

oh, well then that explains why Python is a joke.

[-] Adda@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago

While I disagree with you, this made me chuckle. A great joke. Wish you all the best.

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[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 108 points 10 months ago

C shell

[-] Pete_topkevinbottom@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

By the C shore

[-] TheSalarian@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

If someone hasn't made a garbage collector for C and called it C Shore, they need to get on it asap

[-] muzzle@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

There actually is a fish Shell

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 81 points 10 months ago

Don't forget about .bat

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago

Python isn’t named after an animal it’s named after a comedy troupe, which is a group of animals

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

Python, Spam, IDLE.

Monte Python have a lot to answer for.

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 65 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There's also OCamel and Julia.

[-] choss@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

And Ada

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

Julia is an animal?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 35 points 10 months ago

Yeah, there's a bunch of humans called Julia.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Yea, Julia is the name of the squirrel that routinely exploits my bird feeder.

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 55 points 10 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_(programming_language)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_(programming_language)

[-] bricked@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 10 months ago

...fish ???

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago

PHP is also named after an animal.

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 39 points 10 months ago

Ada is named after a human and humans are animals.

[-] nasi_goreng@lemmy.zip 37 points 10 months ago

I wonder if people that JavaScript is indirectly named from an ethnic group in Indonesia.

Javanese ethnic -> Java Island -> Javanese coffee -> Java programming language -> JavaScript

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is based on the Java island coffee, the preferred variation of James Gosling. This is why the Java logo is a cup of coffee.

Edit: I made that up, but looks like it's true?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised there aren't more languages labelled after highly addictive stimulants

[-] SexyVetra@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I heard Ritchie called it C after creating it during one of Bell Labs' famous coke parties.

/s

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[-] Magister@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Fucking Caml, hate this language 👺

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

That reminds me... Oh, Caml.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 35 points 10 months ago

OCaml ??

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Deep in the Serengeti, we find the lonesome JavaScript. With its tendrils deep in the ground, it begins consuming thousands of tiny life forms known as “node modules” to fuel its desires.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 10 months ago

Am I being dense? I don't get it.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago

JavaScript is not named after an animal

[-] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's complicated. It's sort of colony animal, like a slime mold or a portuguese man-o-war. Either way, you shouldn't touch it.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Yes, indeed, I see javascripts in the wild every day.

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[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 17 points 10 months ago

i think there's something called aspnet, dolphin and badger.

also cowball for the artistic license.

[-] abcd@feddit.org 17 points 10 months ago

What about a GOpher?

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Javalina 🐗

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[-] halvar@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Chicken?

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 10 months ago

Ook!

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago

What about Lolcat?

kthxbye

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