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Ran into this guy in the desert.
(hexbear.net)
He told me to read Lenin
oh shit whaddup 
That's a cool cactus
Thinking about moving?
Shit, you found my summer home
He told me to read Lenin
Did you?
I asked him where to start and he called me a "cracker lib" and stole my iced coffee.
man doesn't have a forehead, he's got a fortyhead
This way, western man
Put a mustache on it and it's the jumbo cactuar from final fantasy.
h-he-hello cactus-kun
Doug Cactidome, owner of the Dimsdale Cactidome
Poor guy. I wonder what happened to his right arm.
Ouch! I hope you're okay!
Something's going on in that desert, so shocking it made a man out of a cactus, expression and all.
Oh shit, it's Sonoran Sam
I think this guy is either a master jedi (and on the council) or about to beat the shit out of mutant ants
Really? Looks more like Ku Klux Kaktus
Nobody expected the Spanish Ku Klux Klan
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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