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These dudes think they're the "good guys" from that fantasy land where "good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns" BUT THEY KEEP FUCKING MISSING. How are you, a "good guy", supposed to stop a bad guy if you can't even hit anything.

Absolutely loser mentality from start to finish and these folks are proof.

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[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

Americans can't shot guns. Americans can't make guns. All Americans know is buy shitty ar and lie.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

We need a theory of gun morality to explain the new data. The only way to stop a bad guy without a gun is a good guy with a gun, but only with a coherent ideology. Good guy with a gun + wacko terminally online ideology is not useful.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Gun morality is apparently on a can shoot straight/can't shoot straight axis.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Liberal driller supports this conclusion

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

Still adventurism. Need a good guy with a gun, a coherent ideology, comrades who are prepared to capitalize on the moment and a specific plan for how the shooting will advance the cause factoring into account an accurate assessment of the proletariat's present sympathies and tolerance for violence. A unicorn in other words.

Meanwhile yamagami is only arguably good and had no coherent ideology or program and got the goods anyway shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago

"You hurt my mom and ruined my life" is a perfectly cromulent reason to murder someone.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

yamagami had a coherent ideology or at least reason, i.e. "my mother was exploited and died in poverty via a cult, I wish to destroy the leader of this cult and if not that then it's biggest enabler". He succeeded due to this very clear, very direct understanding of the target and goal as well as likely the inherent challenge of creating the doohicky due to the gun laws in Japan.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

You need organized guyS with gunS.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ngl they have all been totally not "good guys" given them being neocon wonks and weird ass distorted chuds in their ideology. Contrast with yamagami who had a clear vision of why and who he wished to do an adventure-time on that he was successful even in a country with strict gun laws.

Hot take is that these presidential assassin fail sons are a result of American chauvinism inherent in gun culture and the ease of access in guns leading to a over estimation in one's own skills in actually hitting a specific target.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Chuds have guns as a security blanket, they don't bother to learn to actually shoot. In their fantasies, just having one will save them while not considering that the thug trying to rob them probably has one too.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

The other guy doesn't even have a gunpain

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Oh maybe that's why they keep missing. Quick someone give Trump a gun

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

White hat cowboys can't draw until the black hat cowboy has already drawn!

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Isn't he one of the few people with a concealed carry license in NYC?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He's possibly not even being charged with attempted assassination because the only shots that were fired were from the secret service agents. Goes to show you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

erm achually 🤓 there are no good guys at Drumpf rallies

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

I remember feeling kind of bad hearing that a guy died from Trumps first assasination attempt and then someone found the guys twitter and obviously the guy was a massive nazi, so my sympathy just vanished immediately. Not sure why i expected the guy to be normal, but somehow I did.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

The fools don't realize that spacetime curves to prevent things from happening

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Spray and pray noobs.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
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