Sex is hilarious (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Think about it, it's pretty funny

"Ooo touch my peepee" lmao what a dweeb.

You would never catch me doing a sex. That's nerd shit.

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

"Ooooh, harder daddy!"

there is a penis in your ass and all you can think of is your father teaching you the Mohs scale? you are not just the clown, you are the entire circus

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

Sex is often very hilarious. If there is no laughing during the sex I do not want it blob-no

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

the "giggling too much to keep anything inserted" state is great fun ❤️

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

human peepee apparently sticks out all the time, not even retractable

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Seems like a serious design flaw

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Wait other people's doesn't retract?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

"Peepee hard"?

More like "peepee nerd" am I right lol

(gottem)

(owned)

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 10 months ago

I'm a voluntary celibate

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

xi-clap

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

fidel-salute-big

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

"Ooo touch my peepee"

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago

Is that real or parody? I genuinely can't tell

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

It's real

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

dirt_cobra? owltate?

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Every time i look in the mirror I'm disgusted because I'm reminded that in order for me to exist, sex had to happen

[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

speak for yourself they grew me in a lab

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Luckyyy

[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I was part of a top secret government program to make the gayest woman alive....and this....is my story. cue dramatic intro music

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

record scratch You're probably wondering how I got here

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Oh you have a "boner" well I got a BONE to pick with you numbnuts, I hate you so much.

[-] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

hilarious and elusive and mesmerizing, like a clown cryptid wizard

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Sexcels seething rn

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Sex is gross when I think too much about. Also me, gets off to pain.

[-] TheChemist@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's also hilarious how much people want sex. How they never get enough and are somehow "distracted by people's bodies", how hilarious. Glad I am immune to that "Sexual temptation" thing. I am Asexual.