Really telling how white leftists don’t want black men to know that ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. so if they have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
I'm disturbed at the fact this might not be gibberish
it was all over the internet in 2021, right before the NFT bust, you should touch more keyboard
I'm disturbed at the fact I understood every word
I honestly can’t even tell if real life is parody anymore.
This is the kind of maybe-yes maybe-no sarcasm I live for
I refuse to vote for Harris not because of her support for genocide or far right immigration policy but solely because I have dedicated my life to harming crytpto bros.
GOOD TAKE
Really such a bizarre way to word a policy initiative.
Like, "oh we need to give billions in bank bailouts in order to protect the wealth of all the ~[black]~ hedge fund managers! See! We're doing this for racial justice!"
:smuglord: "Ha, have you ever considered that some of the UNTERSMENCH could become porky too? Looks like you're the REAL bootlicker now!"
White leftists really showing their asses by refusing to endorse Harris. Just say you don't care about protecting black pell grant recipients' small business cryptocurrency exchanges that have been operating for over 3 years in disadvantaged communities and go
Just got two instant classics:
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a school prayer program for senior citizens who open a coal mine that operates for 7 months in the Blockchain.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a gay adoption program for Keto dieters who open a wing joint that operates for 5 years in the airport lounge.
Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I'll establish a medication cost reduction program for single fathers who open a Gold's Gym that operates for 11 months in their backyard.
This could actually win her some middle class votes.
Her failing to court the grill guy demographic is costing her the election.
Lawyer up, delete Facebook, build the gym
Surely that’s satire
Don't worry, it is.
I assumed so but didn’t care enough to go on X dot com (the everything’s fascist app) to confirm
Edited to remove link to that shithole
only black peoples' crypto wallets will have state sponsored insurance. and no it won't be paid back in dollars but bitcoins and other cryptos for which the Government builds up massive crypto mining farms running on fossil fuels (or buy from the market and pump up the prices).
State run crypto farms? What are you a commie?
State run crypto gulag mine where the power is generated by human hamster wheels
Don't worry, those farms will be private/public partnerships run by Amazon, Microsoft and X dot com the everything app (formerly Twitter)
When AnCap meets Girlbossinomics.
How likely is it that if Harris regulates the crypto market that the market just collapses? The entire industry is built on nothing but scams. I feel like if you try to bring anything from there into the real world it just turns into sand.
This is also disregarding of course that a lot of people who lost money did so by investing into PoopCoin or whatever like 3 years ago, and I don't really see a way to reimburse those people unless you're just going to give a bailout to crypto investors. Which now that I'm saying it, I guess the dems would support that.
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This is unironically what my TikTok FYP has felt like ever since Madeline Pendleton got in trouble for pointing out that Angela Davis was part of the Communist Party and also for posting receipts that she (Madeline) had been approached by a company on behalf of the Democrats trying to pay her to promote Harris.
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Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
