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[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

"Oh no, a bad word!

Better cross it out so no-one thinks I'm using bad words.

But not all the way, so everyone still knows what the bad word is but also recognises my attempt to save them from seeing a bad word!

I'm such a good person (but also cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž)!"

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird

[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Imagine dying, bro just manifest life.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Mostly coordinating meet ups and people posting pokemon go shit but I don't participate in that side of it.

[-] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 hours ago

Group chats are the main way I keep in contact with my friends these days

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

Group chats >>>>> social media

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Wait.....I'm supposed to have friends in 2024?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 hours ago

No, having unhealthy parasocial relationships is the way to go.

[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 10 hours ago

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 hours ago

That started off as such a promising joke

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

Three men walk into a bar on a Tuesday at 1pm. A Welshman, an American, and a Japanese man. They all had severe alchoholism, and would lead very depressing lives with their failing livers over their 40s.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Skill issue, LSD is nontoxic.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

LSD is toxic, but the LD50 is so high that is doesn't pose a risk. They estimate a lethal dose to be 100mg, or like 200x an excellent dose of acid.

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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