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Don't you hate it when the worst person you know has a good idea?

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[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago

More Americans would protest this then they would protest actual executions lol

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

All I can think about is the number of deathly hallows tattoos in that crowd.

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago

Sorry but this sucks, Haz sucks, it's stupid, you can detect the same edgelord excitement in his plan as the 14 year old who writes essays for school about torturing and killing Barney but in doing so reveals that he is still very emotionally invested in Barney

I would simply invent and deploy a new type of professional mingler who would go around striking up convos with people leaving marvel movies, prompt them to describe the movie, and adopt that bullying affect of "oh yeah? sounds sick dude, (snickering) 3 hours long huh?"

(streaming services are the problem here, capitalist alienation strikes again)

[-] dead@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Haz has the same energy as Sid, the bully from Toy Story. He wants play with your toys so badly but he plans to also blow them up with firecrackers.

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Meh, weak. When I'm supreme leader I'm going to make all professional athletes kiss and hold hands before the match. Nascar drivers have to use tongue.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

probably his funniest tweet

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Me roped into this nonsense because of my vocal approval of One Piece:

kril-stare Scoff this meeting could have been an email

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Add in Eric Cartman and you have yourself a deal.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

And Richard Mortimer

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I love the idea that the state is going to enforce an "official canon" for Marvel and Star Wars. Like if you write a fan fic about Luke and Han having a gay love affair and try and pass it as canon the Fiction NKVD is gonna bust down your door.

[-] TheaJo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Of course comrade, we need to review all the material we confiscate to make sure it lines up with official state canon.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Ugh. This is my exact ideology. Is this what it feels like when libs realize they think the same things about Russians that Hitler did?

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Trick question: libs aren't capable of such introspection

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

i-think-that I think star wars and marvel are cool and they should be allowed to exist post revolution

spoilerafter IP is dismantled and anyone is allowed to do whatever they want with them, copyright and canon are a fuck sicko-flipped

[-] Des@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

while i want a blossoming off original art in such a world i also really want to see where artists take things when everything becomes public domain.

like how theres some really amazing fanfics out there that put the original works to shame. but with a crew of thousands of dedicated people working on it and huge grants from the State Art Fund

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Star Wars I agree but I think Marvel slop should go. Even pre-cinematic universe it was going downhill.

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Can we at least keep based Magneto the Nazi hunter around? I will never get tired of him murdering the shit out of fascists in the comics

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[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

It’s weak.

Instead they should be shown to be hollow facades who can’t even bring joy into the world, the characters all get wiped out when the decaying infrastructure collapses under the fury of a category 6 hurricane.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

the characters all get wiped out when the decaying infrastructure collapses under the fury of a category 6 hurricane

Pretty sure they already did that in Loki

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[-] scarcity_of_the_self@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Bad excuse to post this goober please let me dodge this part of Twitter 😰 I follow anti-imperialist Arab accounts and Infrared is trying to gain notoriety with them. Hinkle is sidling up to Yemen and Venezuela. He's not a broken clock they have a strategy to use you guys as a relay.

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I think this is lame and stupid edgelord bullshit for babies.

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is just let’s kill Barney for cynical leftists

Also what’s with the Mickey Mouse hate? Disney and Disney adults all suck, but Mickey is just a cute mouse. The Disney fandom doesn’t even give a shit about Mickey Mouse. Free my boy Mickey

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

but Mickey is just a cute mouse.

I got some bad news buddy (CW: racism)

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[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I've never watched Marvel, do I get to sit out?

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[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

4 hours long. Entire movie will be just Yakov Yurovsky shooting every single American hero in existence, while Shahab Morabi reads their names and comments.

To be fair, Marvel also did something similar once, but it was less fun.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND

[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Just hang them as the fascist status quo heroes they are

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Um, my broken clock is right 25 hours a day though...

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

As long as SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward survive, I'm up for it. Mr Krabs can get fucked though.

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