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[-] Seraph@fedia.io 108 points 1 month ago

No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!

[-] ronalicious@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

I'm guessing it was his idea, and they couldn't convince him not to do it.

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I wonder if this will go on his resumé?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He's so sick of it all now, didn't even get a hamburner...

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

To do actual work? I doubt it.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There was no actual work done, the place wasn't open to the public so there was no pressure. I highly doubt he did more than look at the actual workers show how stuff is done and then pose for photos that make it look like he's doing anything.

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

My point was that for it to be his idea he would've had to think about doing actual work. Even if he dismisses doing any work the thought would still have to cross his mind. I have a hard time believing it was his idea because doing actual work wouldn't even cross his mind.

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[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever"

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

"and what would you like to drink'

"Ok, good"

[-] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks, you too

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"How long have you worked here?"

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly though, that part of him is probably a he most relatable. Everything else is weird.

[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: "Salutations, fellow human"

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

"Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?"

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[-] jonne@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

If he loses the election that's the picture everyone will go with. Although he's still dangerously close to winning.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

Don't you think he looks tired.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

He looks like the "ding fries are done" guy

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dawn of a new era of "Ding fries are done" powered by AI

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.

[-] wick@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Doctor Who rules don't apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago
[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

How do you like your covfefe?

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago
[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

So hot that I can sue about it

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 53 points 1 month ago

Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I thought maybe 'parasympathetic nervous system' was too obscure. I didn't even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

It can’t be too obscure if we all have one ;)

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed-and-breed"[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater...that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I've never heard "rest and digest" or "feed and breed" as comparable to "fight or flight". I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

"Feed and breed" will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

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[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Wondering if there will be any polling conducted on the success of this.

Like at best it's viral media attention as Trump always gets. I'm sure 4chan incels will be like, "kek he's so fuckin funny!" but beyond that, who is this for... ?

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

It's for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it's like to be working class.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And they closed the store down so it wouldn't be too busy for him.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

It's odd they'd even sign off on this as this is pretty much one of the blunders Romney made against Obama

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

You say that like his team isn’t running their collective tongue around his rectum at any given time.

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[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.

The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.

[-] Furball@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost

/s

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

*hamburder.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

It’s good to know McDonald’s will higher people as down on his luck as this guy, felon in debt millions, can’t even do business in the state of NewYork anymore. Gives hope for the under dog.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It’s like an AI image prompt, but real.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mmmommy wow!!! I'm a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!

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