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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 47 points 9 months ago

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago
[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 9 months ago

They probably mean your kidneys

[-] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

Ok it's clever

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

I think most people just call it employment

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

No, Amex users have no soul

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Back entrance only

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

What if you're already gay?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

You turn lesbian.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

How many twinks to a bear?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

As many as he can carry.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 9 months ago

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

OpenMouthKisses

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

What kinda cheese we talking

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Legal and tender.

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