If you find any German words, you can keep them
No, thanks. I already have enough of them. Like this:
Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!
Scheißfrieda! Tu. Das. Nicht! Das Sofa ist kein Kratzbaum, du Schweinekatze!
Huzzah, my forcing myself to do lessons every few weeks has finally paid off and I actually understood some fucking German in the wild! Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous
hides before ich_iel finds me
Sitz! Böser Wuffi!
Pets and language learning are some amazing combo. They don't judge your pronunciation, they're happy to stare at you while you speak with them no matter language, and you can still train language usage.
Probably because yelling at pets is my favorite use of it, it makes the neighbors nervous
My neighbours, in the meantime, gave up pronouncing her name. She's locally known as "a alemãozinha" (the little German).
Gib Scheißfrieda ein Leckerli von mir
Fertig, brudi. Sie hat nicht geantwortet, aber es mit freude gegessen. :D
Wo Katzensteuer?
Hier:
~~Pipipida~~ ~~Scheißfrieda~~ ~~Dummchen~~ ~~die Orkin~~ Siegfrieda.
I have another one for you:
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Ist ein Bartender so eine Art Rasierer?
Du Backpfeifengesicht!
Selber Backpfeifengesicht!
Hier wird wohl kräftig am Watschenbaum geschüttelt!
Du kriegst gleich einen vom Watschenbaum geschüttelt!
Oh ja, schneller, bitte hör nicht auf!
Hey! Nehmt Euch gefälligst ein Zimmer!
Gar nicht!
Doch!
Alle können antworten
Ich will aber nicht!
:c
Genau genommen nur Bluesky-Nutzer
Dabei antworte ich doch gerade
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