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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

using the union j*ck as a diaper is certainly an interesting energy

Death to America

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

it's great because you can say out loud "jack off!" when you remove it

The Union Jack off

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

75 miles seems like a lot, I'll have to start running a few micropenises to get in shape first

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Why would you go to all that trouble, only to take a picture laying the wrong way? Turn around you goddamn amateur, it's supposed to look like the dong is yours!

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

do the deuce bigalow european gigolo pose

[-] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

all it would have taken is a little mountaineering to make a more recognizably round glans

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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