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I was explaining this to my daughter in quite simplified terms the other day- we evolved to taste sugar and enjoy it because finding a sweet edible plant meant we had a source of energy to help us hunt that day. Pretty useful if you're a hunter-gatherer.

So we seek out sugar. Now we can get it whenever we want it, in much more massive quantities than we are supposed to be processing. Most of us are addicted. I'm not an exception.

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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

That seems about right for sugar contents for such foods, especially since the yogurts have berries in them. I dont quite get what point is getting made, most fruits and berries have a good bit of sugar in them. There isnt anything inately bad about sugar, maybe when its high fructose corn zyrup but thats kinda its own thing. Also tomatoes are a berry.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

stares in European

I've heard of one of those brands but have never tried it myself (Chobani) and who impregnated the tomato sauce? ๐Ÿคจ

[-] Deway@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Yoplait is actually French.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Fair. Still not available in my particular part of Europe, though.

Here in Denmark we have so many domestic variants of yoghurt (big dairy producer per capita) that most grocery stores simply don't have room for/incentive to offer any imported ones, except for Greek yoghurt for the purists ๐Ÿ˜„

In fact, there's a great Scandinavia and the World comic about how much we love yoghurt ๐Ÿ˜

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Eh preggo tomato sauce!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Explains part of the reason why Rao's tastes better than those other brands. I wish it had no sugar though.

[-] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 9 points 2 hours ago

It's pretty common to add a bit of sugar to tomato sauce tho.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I don't think you can make tomato sauce without any sugar.... Tomatoes have a fair amount.

Which kind of begs the question is this added sugar or?

(Please god stop adding sugar to your red sauces people. Fruits/vegetables bring their own)

[-] RarePossum@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago

One of them does say no added sugar

[-] MorrisonMotel6@lemm.ee 31 points 6 hours ago

Have I lost track of what memes are? Or is it the children who are wrong?

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, you've probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

[-] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago

Meme = a picture with some text

[-] Laser@feddit.org 5 points 59 minutes ago

Remember when those were called image macros?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 15 minutes ago

We need more child abuse

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 122 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I might advise not downing an entire pound-and-a-half jar of spaghetti sauce in one go.

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 53 points 7 hours ago

Stay away from me and my Prego Traditional chug jug.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The actual spaghetti you add it to has an even higher percentage of carbohydrates - in the form of starch which the human body easily turns into sugars - than the sauce so paradoxically you'll end up with less sugar in your blood stream by downing that sauce by itself than if you eat it with spaghetti.

(That said, this is for uncooked spaghetti: when you cook it it grows by absorbing water which reduces the fraction of carbohydrates in the final product, so depending on the type of spaghetti it might or not end up with more carbohydrates than the sauce).

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

Maybe it's saying instead of eating yogurt just slam 1.5 lbs of tomato sauce instead?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Come on now, spaghetti always begs for excessive consumption.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

i guarantee im not eating any of that sugar

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 40 points 8 hours ago

To be fair, if you make pasta sauce from scratch you're going to be using a fair amount of sugar to balance the acidity of your tomatoes, so I don't find pasta sauce a useful demonstration.

But you're still making a good point. Once you start making stuff yourself, you really see what isn't required.

[-] comador@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

If you can grow your own tomatoes, give Amish Paste Heirlooms a try.

They grow small, but a single plant can produce hundreds of low acidity balanced tomato fruits that are perfect for pasta sauce.

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 55 points 8 hours ago

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that's probably why I don't like jar sauce.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 29 points 7 hours ago

You get it from different sources. Breakdown of onions and as someone else mentioned, carrots. Balsamic vinegar has some. There's other sources as well, I'm just blanking on them.

But agreed, I rarely add actual plain sugar to my pasta sauces.

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 11 points 5 hours ago

Add me to the team that at least almost never adds sugar to any pasta sauce. In very rare occasions, I might add a tiny bit of honey, but I can't remember the last time I did that.

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

If you let the sauce simmer for long enough, 4-5 hours, or pressure cook it the starches of the tomatoes will break down and you won't need to add sugar. The acidity will also go down the longer it's simmered too.

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Did you use the calories or the grams of sugar to determine the amount?

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Both yogurt and pasta sauce are extremely easy to make from scratch, and sugar doesn't belong as an ingredient in either. Yogurt literally makes itself. Stop buying processed foods that are designed by teams of people to be addictive?

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 hours ago

A bit of brown sugar really helps bring a red sauce together and yogurt is good sweet or savory (granted I like my sweet yogurt to just be sweetened with fruit and no pure sugar added but that's a preference thing)

As per usual in my responses to comments like this, just because it is easy for you to make these things doesn't mean it is easy or practical for everyone to. From scratch takes longer, requires more knowledge which takes time to acquire, makes more dishes, requires more types of equipment, and in the case of yogurt can be a safety thing

It is on the companies making these products to do better not on the individual seeking to make a part of their life easier

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Anything that exceeds the difficulty of a assembling a sandwich or put something on and off a grill, is something I'm gonna leave to the pros.

[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I love a biscuit breakfast Sammy. I can buy one for 3 bucks, or spend 20 dollars and 2 hours making a less good one

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

Pro-tip: Wal-Mart's BAGGED, frozen buttermilk biscuits (Great Value brand) are proper biscuits. They're really good, especially if you put a little butter on top and bottom before baking. And after baking. And while eating.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Fruit yoghurt is pretty much yoghurt with fruit jam added, so it ends up with quite a lot more sugar than the natural stuff which has no added sugar, so ever since I've had to start watching out for my sugar intake I've started only eating the natural one and adding cinnamon or vanilla extract for flavour.

It's amazing how after a while of cutting sugars from your food you get used to it, don't feel the need for it anymore and even start finding the most sugary stuff (like certain kinds of sweets) unpleasantly sweet.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Buy a yoghurt maker. You add milk, 5% of already existing yoghurt and whole fruit (berries are best). Leave overnight and now you have yoghurt with fruit and no added sugar. The fruits are whole so they have fiber and any natural sugar in them isnt going straight to your blood now.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh yeah - I've had to start watching my carbohydrate intake for health reasons and it's amazing just how much of that stuff is in processed food: for example "American Style Onion Rings (frozen)" from Lidl is over 40% carbohydrates - so basically the 450g pack of it has 180g of sugars and the kind of stuff your digestive system will turn into sugars.

One would think it would be only starchy foods (like bread, pasta, rice and such) and cakes and sweets that have lots of it, but no, most processed food is loaded with carbohydrates, often already directly as sugars, probably because the cheapest ingredient to bulk it up is flour.

Mind you, lots of natural or lightly processed foods have quite a bit of it - for example natural yoghurt with nothing added has maybe 6% of carbohydrates (tough yoghurt with fruit is way worse, since the adding of fruit is generally mixing it with fruit jam which has a lot of sugar) and most fruits have quite a bit of sugar (for example, common varieties of apple have about 14% of sugar - so your run of the mill apple comes with 1 spoonful of sugar included - and some varieties have a lot more) which is why there's this funny paradox that natural fruit juice has a lot more sugar in it than the same amount of Coca-Cola (since when you make the fruit juice you throw away the fiber and most of the protein leaving a much higher percentage of sugar than originally).

Generally, the kind of stuff that has almost no carbohydrates are veggies, like lettuce or broccoli.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Meat and cheese has no sugar/very low sugar too.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

It's great that you found a diet that helps with your health and works for you!

You probably know this anyway and most likely implied it, but I just want to stress that carbohydrates per se are not bad. Yes, eventually everything is being broken down to sugar, but you should not reduce carbohydrates to this function only. Oats are mostly carbohydrates, but they are whole grain with a lot of fiber and are a great source for iron (if not eaten with dairy). Their GI is in the 50s but you would have to take the whole dish into account, as rarely you'll just sit there munching oats like a horse. Buckwheat and quinoa are often praised for their high protein content (and it's true, they have like 10-12g of protein per 100g) but they still consist mostly of carbohydrates. A slow breakdown of complex carbohydrates gives you long term energy without raising blood sugars too much.

[-] Mercuri@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Fage is definitely my favorite yogurt. I'm always like "how the fuck is this so God damn good? It has virtually no sugar or anything added"

Also in case you didnt know, for many reduced fat items they just end up adding more sugar.

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